Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
So what're you gonna do? Are you gonna go stay with Chloe?

Lois Lane:
They've got a tiny one-bedroom apartment. I can't do that to them. It's fine, really, I'm just gonna check into a motel and when the money runs out, I can always sleep in my car. The backseat's not too bad if you bend your knees and avoid the drive train and then, you know, if I have to sell my car for food, that's okay too. I've always dreamed of being a hobo, riding the rails, cooking beans over roadside fires...

Clark Kent:
If you want, I guess you can stay with us.

Lois Lane:
You're a lifesaver! God, am I in need of a hot shower! Don't worry, Smallville. I'll try to keep it under a half hour.

Clark Kent:
What just happened?