Shining Time Station Christmas: 'Tis a Gift1990

Schemer:
I understand you are on the committee that picks Santa's helper?

Schemer:
Right, well you can't vote for any of them. Because they all smoke big, cheap, smelly cigars. For breakfast! Stink-O ones.

Schemer:
That's--That's because you're not concentrating hard enough! You need to try a little harder. Perhaps these nickels will help you concentrate and remember, vote for Schemer for Santa's helper.