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Gargamel:
[laughs] Sit tight my little bon-bons! Lunch is almost ready!

Papa Smurf:
I'm surprised at you, Gargamel. You should never eat Smurfs for lunch. You should eat Smurfs for dinner.

Smurfs:
[Gasp in shock] Papa Smurf!

Papa Smurf:
And I'm sure with Greedy's help, we could make you a great meal.

Gargamel:
Oh, really?

Papa Smurf:
It's simply a matter of adding the proper seasonings: a pinch of parsley; a little pepper; a dash of salt; perhaps a clove or two all smothered in butter. Of course if you aren't interested in having the meal of a lifetime...

Gargamel:
No, no, no, no! It sounds so good that I can hardly wait! But I will, I will!

Greedy Smurf:
Papa Smurf, do you really think it is smurfy to encourage him like that?

Papa Smurf:
Don't worry, Greedy! I'm only stalling so we have time to come up with a plan.

Greedy Smurf:
Thanks smurfness! Uh... what's the plan?

Papa Smurf:
I'm afraid... uh... that's something I don't even know yet.