South of Nowhere2005

Ashley Davies:
Come on, you have to do this for me.

Spencer Carlin:
You've got plenty of other people confessing their most intimate experiences, you don't need me.

Ashley Davies:
Yes, I do. C'mon, there's a way uneven balance, There are more no-times than first-times. And, plus, when my film becomes a cult classic, you'll be sitting on the sidelines, depressed.

Spencer Carlin:
I don't think it's right to document everything we do. I mean, maybe it's the privacy and intimacy that keeps special moments special?

Ashley Davies:
No, you're special. That's why I love you. [Spencer pushes the camcorder down in Ashley's hand]. Okay, fine. Now tell me about your first time, like, as a rehearsal.

Spencer Carlin:
No, and, um, no. Hey, Aiden. [Aiden walks up to Ashley and Spencer distracted by something on his cell phone].

Ashley Davies:
What?

Aiden Dennison:
[Spencer grabs his cell phone to see what he's looking at] I swear. I didn't see anything.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, right. Yeah, wait. I was trying to find a good time to tell you about that.

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley grabs Aiden's cell phone from Spencer and see's a picture of herself naked] Okay, how about the minute you found out? Where did you get this from?

Aiden Dennison:
I don't know. Somebody did a mass spam to the school's student body... of your body. [the picture starts appearing on everyone's computer's and cell phones] .

Spencer Carlin:
Uh, Ash, you okay?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, that's right! It's me! Woooo! Are we all happy? [the entire school cheers] .