South of Nowhere

Madison Duarte:
Bite me, "queer eye".

Ashley Davies:
Not if you were the last Barbie on earth.

Ashley Davies:
Triple word score... H-E-R-P-E-S.

Spencer Carlin:
When I was kissing Aiden, I was thinking about you...

Aiden Dennison:
I'm listening.

Madison Duarte:
That's because you still love me.

Aiden Dennison:
No... that's because I'm a whore.

[to Madison]

Sean Miller:
You are about as deep as a puddle.

Ashley Davies:
I love... these brownies.

Spencer Carlin:
[after almost kissing Ashley] I can't, not like this.

Spencer Carlin:
[after Spencer's mother has found out about her daughter's sexuality] Why can't you just accept that this is who I am?

Paula Carlin:
Because who you are is not acceptable!

Spencer Carlin:
You hook up with people for no reason at all.

Ashley Davies:
Relax okay, she is just a friend. It's nothing to get all jealous over. It's not like you're my girlfriend.

Aiden Dennison:
So what's next?

Ashley Davies:
This is LA. We only have a few moments to breathe before we head back into the madness...

Spencer Carlin:
Let's hit the madness!

Spencer Carlin:
[seeing Glen and Madison on the couch] Woooooooooo-woo!

Glen Carlin:
What the hell did you do to my, sister?

Spencer Carlin:
[giggles] Nothing.

Aiden Dennison:
I'm not even going to ask what you were doing with my girlfriend. It's pretty obvious.

Glen Carlin:
Maybe if you were a better boyfriend, she wouldn't be looking my way.

Aiden Dennison:
Man, she's just using you to get to me.

Madison Duarte:
Don't you throw that at me.

Spencer Carlin:
[drunk] No, no... this is not what it looks like.

Madison Duarte:
It's not? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan Xterra.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey Aiden, isn't that what you drive?

Aiden Dennison:
Spencer, shut up.

Glen Carlin:
Hey, man, you shut up!

Madison Duarte:
Both of you shut up. This is all so wrong.

Spencer Carlin:
No, no, wait, no. You know what would make this so much more wrong? If Ashley was here! [giggles]

Aiden Dennison, Glen Carlin:
Shut up!

Glen Carlin:
Did this jackoff get you wasted?

Spencer Carlin:
No!

Paula Carlin:
Spencer, are you drunk?

Spencer Carlin:
[shakes her head] No.

[Spencer smiles, but then she vomits all over the floor]

Arthur Carlin:
We'll take that as a "yes".

Spencer Carlin:
[Ashley gives her some lip gloss] Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade. How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock.

Ashley Davies:
Trust me, it won't be spontaneous.

Ashley Davies:
Whatever people consider to be normal, it never is.

Ashley Davies:
Sorry. Me no study a lot.

Ashley Davies:
Are you a basketball fan or do you just enjoy watching guys pat each other on the ass?

Ashley Davies:
Are we gonna have a rumble, chica?

Spencer Carlin:
It's official, you're an ass.

Spencer Carlin:
And who are you?

Ashley Davies:
Today I haven't really decided yet.

Spencer Carlin:
What just happened?

Ashley Davies:
What always happens when you're around stupid people.

Spencer Carlin:
Surprise, um, yeah, I'll call the party off.

Ashley Davies:
No. Just because Kyla ruined the surprise doesn't mean she gets to ruin the party.

Spencer Carlin:
Good.

Ashley Davies:
Just one thing, she doesn't come.

Spencer Carlin:
Some how I don't think we're gonna have to worry about that.

Ashley Davies:
Thank you so much for being great.

[Ashley and Spencer kiss each other]

Ashley Davies:
.

VH-One Guy:
This is gold. Don't stop.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh my God. You can't put this on TV.

Spencer Carlin:
Excuse me.

VH-One guy:
Well, if it isn't the rocker's daughter's girlfriend.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need that tape of me and Ashley.

VH-One guy:
Which tape?

Spencer Carlin:
Don't be an ass. Look you don't understand, If my parents see that, I mean, if any one really sees that, then I can't- we can't- Look, my parents don't know we're together, and if they don't even know that I'm - and this is gonna ruin us.

VH-One guy:
That's tough. But this could be huge, and that's what I get paid for. [Closes the door to his van] .

Spencer Carlin:
Perfect. The night just gets better.

Clay Carlin:
What?

Spencer Carlin:
See that VH-One Guy?

Clay Carlin:
Uh-huh

Spencer Carlin:
He got a tape of me and Ashley kissing. I tried to get it back from him, but if that gets on TV, if Mom sees that...

Clay Carlin:
She would freak.

Spencer Carlin:
What am I gonna do?

Clay Carlin:
Hey, I'm gonna need that tape.

VH-One Guy:
What tape?

Clay Carlin:
The one with my sister on it

VH-One Guy:
Yeah, you'll get it. After it airs.

Clay Carlin:
No, No. You're gonna give it to me right now. [shoves the VH-One guy back]

VH-One Guy:
[shoves Clay] You crazy?

Clay Carlin:
No, but you are, to even try to think about using something involving a minor who did not sign a release form.

VH-One Guy:
Hold it. Your kiss didn't make this cut anyway. Here, might want to give it to your girlfriend. There's some good stuff with her dad in it.

Spencer Carlin:
[says to Clay] Thank you.

Chelsea Lewis:
[in Spencer's room] Ooh, that one's cute, too. Wow, you look hot.

Spencer Carlin:
Thank you. What are you gonna wear?

Chelsea Lewis:
Oh, I don't know yet. But I think I might try to dress up. I figure your brother's worth looking good for every once in a while.

Spencer Carlin:
Well, he really likes you, you make him so happy.

Chelsea Lewis:
Well it's easy.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, you know before he was always like, "Oh my God, I have this Advanced Physics Time Calculus final, I'm doomed", and then he'd like hyperventilate all day.

Chelsea Lewis:
[laughs] Oh, he still hyperventilates. I just think it's kind of cute.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey if you think that's cute, you guys are definitely made for each other.

Chelsea Lewis:
I know, I think it's really great that you're planning this party for Ashley.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, well Ashley's my best friend, so...

Chelsea Lewis:
Isn't she more than just a friend?

Spencer Carlin:
[insecure] Uh, yeah. [beat] Yes!

Chelsea Lewis:
[laughs]

Spencer Carlin:
.

Chelsea Lewis:
Oh, I really like the way you guys are together, I mean, it feels real.

Spencer Carlin:
Well, it is, I mean for me. I don't know if that matters to anyone else, though.

Chelsea Lewis:
You know what? I think if you find love, no matter who it's with, you're lucky.

Spencer Carlin:
Thank you,

Spencer Carlin:
[whispers]

Spencer Carlin:
Hey, oh my gosh. But wait. Please, don't tell anyone, because no one in my family knows.

Clay Carlin:
I do, but no one will know until your ready.

Ashley Davies:
I swear every night that I was away, it was great, because you were in my dreams. But every every morning I woke up it sucked, because you wouldn't be there. I know it sounds clich?, but it's true.

Ashley Davies:
It feels like everything is perfect again, doesn't it?

[Ashley leans forward to kiss Spencer again, but she pulls away]

Spencer Carlin:
No.

Ashley Davies:
No?

[Spencer sighs and turns away, looking down at the floor]

Ashley Davies:
Wait, what is it?

Spencer Carlin:
I was so in love with you, Ash.

Ashley Davies:
Was?

Spencer Carlin:
You broke my heart, Ash. When you and Aiden were together at the prom...

Ashley Davies:
No, no, no... nothing happened between me and Aiden. I told you that.

Spencer Carlin:
I guess that doesn't even matter now. I mean... when you were in Europe, you didn't even call me back for weeks. It was like... like out of sight, out of mind.

Ashley Davies:
No, God! That's not even what it was...

Spencer Carlin:
My brother died, and you just... you just left!

Ashley Davies:
Look, I know I was stupid, I told you that, okay? I don't do death well, you know that! I swear every night I was away it was great because you were in my dreams. But every morning I woke up it sucked because you wouldn't be there. I know that sounds cliche, but it's true.

Spencer Carlin:
[Shakes her head] I hate this.

Ashley Davies:
I love you. [louder] Spencer, I love you.

Spencer Carlin:
It's not enough.

Ashley Davies:
What does that mean?

Spencer Carlin:
Look, I just can't be with you and commit to you and then have you pull away again.

Ashley Davies:
I'm not going to! And I want you and only you!

Spencer Carlin:
You don't know what you want.

Ashley Davies:
Stop it!

Spencer Carlin:
And I don't know if you'll ever know. And it's too confusing... and... and complicated... and... and it hurts way too much.

Ashley Davies:
Don't do this!

Spencer Carlin:
Look, I'm sorry.

Ashley Davies:
I do love him, but -...

Kyla Woods:
You're just not in love with him, like you are with Spencer.

Ashley Davies:
She won't even talk to me, Kyla.

Kyla Woods:
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence to have more talk of these sad things, some shall be pardoned and some punished. For never was a story of more regret than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet

Kyla Woods:
V.O. A glooming peace this morning with it brings; The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head. Go hence to have more talk on these sad things; Some shall be pardon'd, and some punish'd: For never was a story of more regret Than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet.

Spencer Carlin:
Yes.

Kyla Woods:
Hey, Ash - oh [laughs] . I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just um- I just wanted to see if you wanted to get something to eat with me and Aiden.

Ashley Davies:
Hey. um, did they teach you to knock in Baltimore? Oh my bad. You probably didn't have a door on your trailer.

Kyla Woods:
Oh, good one, good one, I'll give that one an eight, but you've done better.

Ashley Davies:
I'll work on it.

Kyla Woods:
I'm really sorry. Spencer, I didn't know that you were here.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, I'm here, just being here.

Kyla Woods:
Okay, so do you guys want to go get some food with me and Aiden?

Ashley Davies:
No. Get Out.

Kyla Woods:
Okay. [Aiden stays in the room and stares at Ashley and Spencer] .

Aiden Dennison:
Well, uh, don't mind me. Just go along with what you were doin', Oh! [Kyla yanks him out of the room] .

Ashley Davies:
[laughing] He's so pathetic.

Spencer Carlin:
Not really. Just thinks we're hot together, I agree.

Ashley Davies:
Do not encourage him. [Spencer's cell phone rings] .

Spencer Carlin:
Hi, mom. Um. nothin' much. Eh, yeah, I'll be home by eleven, um, no, I'm just with uh, Aiden, Kyla and uh, Ashley, getting something to eat. Okay, love you too, bye.

Ashley Davies:
You lied? I like it.

Spencer Carlin:
God, I don't. I just feel so terrible lying to my parents. And I hate lying about us. It really hurts.

Ashley Davies:
So tell 'em, theres never gonna be a good time to do it. Just expect hell, because once you tell them and they know for sure. They're probably gonna want to send ypu to some gay detox camp.

Spencer Carlin:
You're kidding, right?

Ashley Davies:
I wish I was.

Spencer Carlin:
They have those places? God, why does everyone care so much who I'm in love with?

Ashley Davies:
Or who I'm in love with?

Paula Carlin:
Oh, my God. Spencer get Ashley to leave.

Ashley Davies:
I can hear you, Paula.

Paula Carlin:
Tell her to leave.

Ashley Davies:
Do you want me to leave?

Spencer Carlin:
No.

Paula Carlin:
Get out of my house. Get out of my house now!

Ashley Davies:
Let go of me.

Paula Carlin:
Get out of my house.

Spencer Carlin:
Stop it, Mom.

Ashley Davies:
Spencer, No! [Paula grabs Ashley by her hair] .

Spencer Carlin:
Mom! Stop. Ashley!

Glen Carlin:
Check your pockets. I slipped you some raincoats - 'cause I'm predicting *thunderstorms* for you, man!

Spencer Carlin:
So do you know how to work that thing?

Ashley Davies:
No, not exactly. But have you seen any indie films lately? No clue what they're doing, and yet it deosn't stop them and they're still winning awards. [Camera beeps] Now, okay.

Spencer Carlin:
What kind of movie are you making?

Ashley Davies:
It's an art film, with underpinnings of sexual tension. I was thinking about entering it into the West Hollywood "Check out my shorts" film festival. Now tell me about your first time having sex.

Spencer Carlin:
What?

Ashley Davies:
Come on! This is where the sexual underpinnings come in. My documentary is about people's first times having sex. I already made my entry, lets go.

Spencer Carlin:
No. No way... on tape? Not gonna happen. [Puts her hands in front of the camera] .

Ashley Davies:
Come on, you have to do this for me.

Spencer Carlin:
You've got plenty of other people confessing their most intimate experiences, you don't need me.

Ashley Davies:
Yes, I do. C'mon, there's a way uneven balance, There are more no-times than first-times. And, plus, when my film becomes a cult classic, you'll be sitting on the sidelines, depressed.

Spencer Carlin:
I don't think it's right to document everything we do. I mean, maybe it's the privacy and intimacy that keeps special moments special?

Ashley Davies:
No, you're special. That's why I love you. [Spencer pushes the camcorder down in Ashley's hand]. Okay, fine. Now tell me about your first time, like, as a rehearsal.

Spencer Carlin:
No, and, um, no. Hey, Aiden. [Aiden walks up to Ashley and Spencer distracted by something on his cell phone].

Ashley Davies:
What?

Aiden Dennison:
[Spencer grabs his cell phone to see what he's looking at] I swear. I didn't see anything.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, right. Yeah, wait. I was trying to find a good time to tell you about that.

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley grabs Aiden's cell phone from Spencer and see's a picture of herself naked] Okay, how about the minute you found out? Where did you get this from?

Aiden Dennison:
I don't know. Somebody did a mass spam to the school's student body... of your body. [the picture starts appearing on everyone's computer's and cell phones] .

Spencer Carlin:
Uh, Ash, you okay?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, that's right! It's me! Woooo! Are we all happy? [the entire school cheers] .

Spencer Carlin:
[Spencer and Ashley looking at the picture of her naked on Ashley's computer] Hey, look at it this way. If someone is going to show your naked body to an entire school, at least they picked a hot photo.

Ashley Davies:
Why Spencer Carlin, I think that was a compliment.

Spencer Carlin:
Why, you're very welcome. So why all the glitter makeup?

Ashley Davies:
Why not? Adds a certain flash don't you think?

Spencer Carlin:
Definitely a touch of class.

Ashley Davies:
You do know that's not me, right? I mean, it's my face, but not my body.

Spencer Carlin:
Okay, that's your story and I'm happy to stick to it.

Ashley Davies:
No, seriously, look. I do not have a birth mark on my thigh.

Spencer Carlin:
No way?

Ashley Davies:
Way. The power of photo-shop. So it adds to the mystery of moi.

Spencer Carlin:
Who would do that?

Ashley Davies:
Madison. B*tch.

Spencer Carlin:
You were Madison's friend?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, freshman year, Then up until last year, she was cool until I started hanging out with Aiden.

Spencer Carlin:
You know, two can play this little computer game.

Ashley Davies:
And better... or worse. [giggles]

Ashley Davies:
[recording her first time on camera] My first time with a girl was amazing. My date a guy, left and took off with some other girl and just left me stranded. And this girl that had worked the door had offered me a ride. Maggie. We ended up at her place in Beachwood Canyon. I thought it was just going to be an experiment. And it was that moment between knowing what she wanted and feeling safe enough to go their. She made it gentle, sweet, hot, fun and... just sensual. I hope I can do that for someone else someday. Okay you can turn it off. [Spencer walks over to the TV and turns it off].

Spencer Carlin:
[recording her first time on camera] He was cute. And I thought I was in love. I mean, aren't you supposed to be if you go all the way? Anyway, his family had horses and they lived on this really cool farm. So we went to the barn, and we were excited because we were both virgins and we knew it was going to be this incredible experience. I mean it had to be, otherwise why would everyone be so obsessed with it, right? Well, it wasn't incredible, not even fun. It was over almost before it began. And I cried. I don't know if I was happy or sad or just relieved. But I cried. I wish I could have a new first time, with someone who I really do love, who gets me. Maybe I will...

Spencer Carlin:
[to Glen] It's offical, you're an ass.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey.

Aiden Dennison:
Hey.

Ashley Davies:
I'm so excited. My Dad's finally gonna be able to see me play.

Spencer Carlin:
I can't believe he's never seen you do that before.

Ashley Davies:
Well, he's always been on the road with his band, so.

Spencer Carlin:
Well we'll be there and try to bring some people.

Ashley Davies:
I don't care who comes, as long as you guys are there.

Aiden Dennison:
We'll be your own personal fans. We'll rush the front of the stage and get all crazy and scream and yell and fling ourselves on stage!

Spencer Carlin:
I've always wanted to be a groupie! No wait, thats's not true. But I've always wanted to know someone in a band.

Ashley Davies:
[laughing] You've gotta aim higher, Spence.

Ashley Davies:
[in Ashley's room] Now, I want my outfit to have the right blend of rocker-smokin'-sexiness and uh I'm-no-slave-to-fashion attitude.

Spencer Carlin:
Shouldn't be hard - that's what you look like every day. [Ashley shows Spencer the outfit] I think it's perfect. As long as you plan to accessorize... with a shirt.

Ashley Davies:
You are such a strange girl.

Spencer Carlin:
You would know! [See's Ashley thinking about something] What?

Ashley Davies:
I'm nervous about my Dad seeing me play. I've tried so hard to be good at what he's great at... and I just don't think it's going to be enough.

Spencer Carlin:
Are you kidding? He's going to be so proud of you.

Ashley Davies:
I hope... we just don't have the closest relationship. I had to go through his road manager in order to invite him to the show, which pretty much defines my entire childhood with him. Anytime I wanted to figure something out about his life, I had to look to a "Rolling Stones" magazine. And he knows even less about mine.

Spencer Carlin:
Sorry... that sucks. But, I mean he is coming. Maybe he wants to make up for lost time, fix it.

Ashley Davies:
Maybe...

Ashley Davies:
So, on Saturday, you guys will should just meet me at Gray. Your names will be on the list.

Aiden Dennison:
Spencer, do you want me to pick you up?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

Madison Duarte:
Desperately, I'm sure. I need to talk to you... alone.

Ashley Davies:
Aw, you better get used to that whole alone thing, 'cause your boy... he's moving on.

Madison Duarte:
Bite me Queer Eye.

Ashley Davies:
Not if you were the last Barbie on Earth.

Madison Duarte:
So, I have a fabulous idea. Saturday night you and I are going to have a wicked hot date, which we desperately need. Sherry's uncle's the might manager at the Fairfax Suites and he'll het us a great room.

Aiden Dennison:
Saturday?

Madison Duarte:
Yeah, but when you see what I'm wearing, you'll forget what day it is, I swear.

Aiden Dennison:
Sounds great. But can we do it another night? I've kind of got some plans I don't wan't to break.

Madison Duarte:
Excuse me! I don't take rainchecks. Let me guess, you're doing something with the Ellen twins.

Aiden Dennison:
Spencer is not gay.

Madison Duarte:
No? Because I'm starting to wonder about you, so you better get busy baby, or someone else will be fringing my benefits.

Aiden Dennison:
[chuckles] I'll take my chances.

Spencer Carlin:
You're not that old. [referring to Aiden's age on his ID] .

Aiden Dennison:
I am tonight!

Ashley Davies:
Hey! You guys made it.

Spencer Carlin:
Wow, you look great. Are you ready?

Ashley Davies:
As ready as I'm gonna be. I told Bernie to put me up at the end of her set, my Dad's going to be late. He likes to slip in after the show starts, he doesn't want to steal anyone's thunder.

Aiden Dennison:
[Ordering drinks at the bar] Two vodka cranberries.

Cat:
Okay, you're good. Now who's the other one for?

Aiden Dennison:
Girl at the end of the bar. [Spencer waves] .

Cat:
She's cute. And a minor. So you better behave, or I'll take a closer look at your ID.

Aiden Dennison:
Sorry, yours is a virgin.

Ashley Davies:
It doesn't have to be. I am so a better friend. Here, have some of my poison.

Aiden Dennison:
To Ashley. [Spencer coughs after taking a sip of her drink] .

Ashley Davies:
I'm gonna head over to the stage. Talk to the sound guy and try not to be nervous. Here, save some for me. [Spencer and Aiden start slow dancing] .

Spencer Carlin:
What?

Ashley Davies:
Okay! stop. You're drunk right now and I cannot take care of you.

Spencer Carlin:
I don't need anyone to take care of me... [stumbles backwards as Ashley grabs her to make sure she doesn't fall] .

Ashley Davies:
Right, You know what, you're the one who's supposed to be taking care of me right now. My Dad hasn't even shown up yet and I'm starting to wonder if he ever will. It just sucks, okay?

Spencer Carlin:
Ash, you're Dad's not a no-show, you said he's always late. Just don't give up, okay?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, whatever, look, I'll meet you out there. I have to get it together before I go on stage,

Spencer Carlin:
You'll be great. You'll be great. [Spencer kisses Ashley on her cheek] .

Ashley Davies:
[Calling her Dad on her cell phone] Hey Dad, it's me, Ashley. I'm just calling to check in on you, it's like ten o'clock and I go on in fifteen minutes. Okay, well, I hope to see you soon all right, bye.

Aiden Dennison:
Hey.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey.

Aiden Dennison:
How are you feeling? How was the rest of your weekend?

Spencer Carlin:
Other than being sick for the last two days and being grounded for the next seven, I'd say it's awesome.

Aiden Dennison:
I'm sorry about that I kind of feel responsible.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, you and my fling with with Ashley's flask. What was I thinking?

Aiden Dennison:
After three shots you weren't.

Spencer Carlin:
So did I do anything with you that I should be embarrassed about?

Aiden Dennison:
No, not at all. I mean, it was great until you passed out. [Spencer and Aiden laugh] .

Spencer Carlin:
I'm so mortified.

Aiden Dennison:
Nah, don't be. We're okay.

Spencer Carlin:
Thanks. I just wish it was okay with Ashley.

Aiden Dennison:
You want me to go with you, help you explain?

Spencer Carlin:
No, this one's mines. Thanks I'll see ya.

Aiden Dennison:
Later.

Ashley Davies:
I want my flask back.

Spencer Carlin:
Fine. The smell alone starts up the yak-fest again.

Ashley Davies:
Well, at least you had Aiden to hold your hair back.

Spencer Carlin:
Listen, about Aiden, I don't...

Ashley Davies:
Don't explain, I get it, I've been there with him.

Spencer Carlin:
We're not together. I was drunk and stupid, and after the way I acted I'm lucky that we're still friends. You and I still friends?

Ashley Davies:
I could use a friend I can count on in my life. There are enough people who I can't.

Spencer Carlin:
But you can count on me, I promise. Please don't let Saturday night ruin us, okay? Forgive me?

Ashley Davies:
Forgiven, but you're on probation.

Spencer Carlin:
I'll be better, I promise.

Ashley Davies:
I've been hearing that alot lately. Here, listen to this. It's my Dad's new album. [Spencer and Ashley listen to Ashley's Dad's new album] .

Ashley Davies:
Sometimes you gotta lie to live... sometimes you don't.

Spencer Carlin:
How do you know if you're gay?

Ashley Davies:
How do you know if you're straight?

Spencer Carlin:
What are you doing?

Ashley Davies:
Ditching, wanna come?

Spencer Carlin:
I can't, I have a history test and a science lab.

Ashley Davies:
Can't or won't?

Ashley Davies:
Spencer get in the car.

Spencer Carlin:
Why?

Ashley Davies:
For one thing your house is ten miles back.

Spencer Carlin:
You so don't care about how I feel.

Ashley Davies:
This whole day has been about how you feel!

Spencer Carlin:
Oh please come on, all you care about is having a good time! [pause] My mom was right about you.

Ashley Davies:
Oh good now you and your mom can finally have something to agree on. [pause] Ok look, I'm sorry. I screwed up. I just didn't want you to feel bad and I guess I didn't know the right way to make you feel better. What your feeling, the whole gay thing, it's, it's so important and so... scary. And that's why I wanted today to be special for you. It's kind of like the last day of the old Spencer, ya know?

Spencer Carlin:
How do you know if your gay?

Ashley Davies:
How do you know if your straight?

Spencer Carlin:
I thought that was the easy part?

Ashley Davies:
Nothing's easy...

Spencer Carlin:
Well it's like this, say I see Aiden, he's cute, I'm attracted to him... then I notice the girl he's with... and I'm more interested in her. And that's what scares me.

Ashley Davies:
Ok and botox scares me. Look at my mom and yet people still do it. That doesn't make it wrong, it's just, different.

Spencer Carlin:
I don't wanna be different I just, I wanna be normal. Ya know, like everybody else who knows who they are, what they want, and who they love.

Ashley Davies:
Stop worrying about it. Look, whatever people consider to be normal, it never is.

Spencer Carlin:
So give me the girl's guide to dating girls'.

Ashley Davies:
Are you sure your ready? [Spencer nods yes] Actually, dating a girl is just like dating a guy.

Spencer Carlin:
Really?

Ashley Davies:
Except it vastly enlarges your wardrobe and if your lucky you'll have the same shoe size.

Spencer Carlin:
Wow I never thought about it that way.

Ashley Davies:
There are a lot of cool beneifts. Mostly, another girl gets you. Your ups, your downs, the openness, your vulnerability, and they can give it right back. No coaxing. No having to go out and buy a cosmo article on how to get a guy to open up. It's just all right there.

Spencer Carlin:
And the bad part?

Ashley Davies:
Dating a girls just like dating a guy. They can lie, dump you for the pretty cheerleader, screw with your head the same semi-psychotic way a guy can, and plus it's worse, they won't talk honestly about all their feelings. I mean that's one good thing about guys, they never say anything they actually listen to. Did I mention the downside?

Spencer Carlin:
I thought you already did...

Ashley Davies:
Some of your family, friends, and people who you don't even know, are probably gonna hate you.

Spencer Carlin:
Getting people to like me in high school is hard enough. Screw it I don't wanna be gay.

Ashley Davies:
You don't have a choice, you are who you are Spence.

Ashley Davies:
[sitting in her car as Spencer comes out of her house and gets in the car] Sorry.

Spencer Carlin:
Sorry.

Ashley Davies:
You had every right to be mad at me. But I don't have feelings for Aiden anymore, I only have feelings for you.

Spencer Carlin:
Thank you. Look, I really need to do something. I need to come out to my parents. I'm just tired of keeping us a secret, but I'm so scared about how they're gonna react. What should I say?

Ashley Davies:
Nothing . And I know I gave you a lot of crap about it earlier, but I look at the way my mom treats me because I'm gay, as if I'm less of a daughter some how. And I don't want you to go through that, ever.

Spencer Carlin:
This sucks, what am I supposed to do, never come out to my parents?

Ashley Davies:
No, no, that's not what I'm saying. You've just changed alot since you've come here, Spencer, and your parents, not so much.

Spencer Carlin:
Why does it have to be so hard?

Ashley Davies:
It has to be, otherwise, we wouldn't realize how important it really is. [Ashley and Spencer kiss in Ashley's car].

Patrick:
Hey, I'm Patrick. Are you Spencer?

Ashley Davies:
No, but you might wanna come in 'cause she's not coming out. [looks annoyed at Spencer and leaves]

Spencer Carlin:
Look I'm sorry about tonight. I mean what was I supposed to do?

Ashley Davies:
I don't know Spencer. Maybe you could come out to your parents!

Spencer Carlin:
You know I can't do that.

Ashley Davies:
Well maybe I can't be your dirty little secret anymore!

Spencer Carlin:
Well maybe that's because you already have one. You still have feelings for Aiden! [Ashley leaves]

Ashley Davies:
[at Spencer's house] Hey, is Spencer here?

Paula Carlin:
No, she and her father went to the grocery store.

Ashley Davies:
Oh, well, I'll just wait, if that's okay.

Paula Carlin:
Of course. Can I get you something while you wait?

Ashley Davies:
Ah, no, thank you.

Paula Carlin:
Okay

Ashley Davies:
Mrs. C. I think it's great you're trying to understand Spencer now. It's really important to her, but I feel like your just tolerating me.

Paula Carlin:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Ashley Davies:
I believe you. You have no idea what Spencer and I are going through right now.

Paula Carlin:
What you're "going through" is not what Spencer is going through, Spencer's not like you, Ashley.

Ashley Davies:
I know I'm not the one you want her to be with, but I'm the one she chose.

Paula Carlin:
We'll see who she chooses. I guess the battle lines are drawn.

Ashley Davies:
I guess they are.

Spencer Carlin:
My name's Spencer Carlin and I am an Aiden addict.

Kyla Woods:
[Kyla laughs].

Spencer Carlin:
Okay, so we like, went on two dates and the first one, I hurled, and the second one I cried because I realized I was more into his ex.

Kyla Woods:
I'm Kyla and I'm an Aiden addict, too.

Spencer Carlin:
Hi, Kyla.

Kyla Woods:
I crushed on Aiden until I found out that he got my sister pregnant and didn't tell me. We dated anyway until he dumped me because he thought that I was a two-faced whore.

Spencer Carlin:
You win.

Kyla Woods:
No, Ashley does... well, it's weird though, with their history, it's strange that they're still best friends, you know?

Spencer Carlin:
Wait, you think they're best friends?

Kyla Woods:
I don't know. The sideways glances, the inside jokes, finishing each others sentences, come on you tell me.

Aiden Dennison:
Hi, girls.

Ashley Davies:
Okay, If you're gonna wear that, I'm definitely gonna have to wear something else.

Spencer Carlin:
These are all full.

Ashley Davies:
Why don't I have any blank tapes?

Spencer Carlin:
Because you film everything. This one doesn't have a label.

Ashley Davies:
All right, let's watch it. [Ashley on tape] Fine, I'll start.

Spencer Carlin:
What's this?

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley on tape] I'm in love with you... forever. Spencer... [Ashley on tape] Say it again.

Aiden Dennison:
Shut, shut it off [Aiden on tape] No, not on camera, first guy? I don't believe that.

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley on tape] Person. [Aiden on tape] I am in love with you. [Ashley on tape] Sorry what did you say?...

Aiden Dennison:
[Aiden on tape] I am in love with you.

Christine:
Girls, the limousine is here. And we're already running late. Ashley... I know that everyone is wearing lingerie as evening wear to the MTV awards, but honestly.

Ashley Davies:
Spencer, that tape is ancient okay. I made it with him when we were sophomores. Relax mom, I'm not even done yet, I totally forgot that I even had it.

Kyla Woods:
Okay we'll, I'm ready, so I'm gonna go play with the windows or something, I'll see you at school okay? Bye, Spencer.

Christine:
All right, you two need to leave now, as well, I'm turning on the security system

Spencer Carlin:
You guys seemed so... happy together.

Ashley Davies:
I'm sorry that upset you. Can we talk about this later? [Spencer shakes her head no] . Well, I will just call you from back-stage okay. [Spencer's cell phone rings].

Ashley Davies:
Hey, I called you from the show. Look about the video, it was real... then. But it's not anymore.

Spencer Carlin:
I know that. It's just, it was really hard to see you, I don't like feeling jealous.

Ashley Davies:
I know, I'm really sorry.

Spencer Carlin:
Thank you. Listen I don't want to talk about that today, I don't care. I just... we could be going through so much more. I'm just glad that we have each other.

Ashley Davies:
Really? Okay... well then, I wanted to talk about the plans for this weekend. Okay now I want it to be a surprise, but there kind of elaborate and I don't wanna spoil it.

Spencer Carlin:
Ash, I just wanna do something simple, just you and me.

Ashley Davies:
Okay [Spencer shares her book with Ashley] .

Ashley Davies:
How many doughnuts have you had?

Spencer Carlin:
One. [Ashley looks at her weirdly]

Spencer Carlin:
Four. I'm just so happy that we are finally out and free.

Ashley Davies:
Ya...

Spencer Carlin:
Just you, me, and the doughnuts...

Ashley Davies:
I think I can do better than the doughnuts!

Spencer Carlin:
You know we could always rent a room, I do have a credit card.

Ashley Davies:
Who's gonna rent a room to to seventeen year olds? Not only that, but if you use your credit card, you might as well just call your parents and tell them exactly where we're at.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, right.

Ashley Davies:
Plus we only need the room for less than a night, come on! I believe you asked for the " honeymoon suite"! Enter! [Closes the hotel room door] .

Spencer Carlin:
[squeals] Mirrors! [giggles] .

Ashley Davies:
Okay , I bet this place does not have room service... but I'm sure we can find a five dollar candy bar over there.

Spencer Carlin:
I am not paying five dollars for a freaking candy bar.

Ashley Davies:
God, you're so not. All right, lets eat. Whoo! we have some nice, brand name, cheese curls! [laughing] .

Spencer Carlin:
Now what?

Ashley Davies:
We have to get the hell outta here.

Creep:
You girls need a lift someplace?

Spencer Carlin:
No thanks.

Creep:
Is that your car I saw broken down on the side of the road back there? Y'know, if you've got a flat, I got some stuff to fix it in the trunk.

Spencer Carlin:
Uh, no thanks. We're okay.

Creep:
It's not safe out here, y'know. Pretty girls like you. C'mon... get in.

Ashley Davies:
Get in! Get in! Go! [Ashley and Spencer run into the diner and lock themselves inside it] .

Creep:
[wrapping on the window] Hey... I see you in there!

Arthur Carlin:
It was them. They were here. And you didn't see anyone come in or out of this room? Okay, thanks for your help. What do I owe you for this? Three-seventy-five for a candy bar?

Spencer Carlin:
[whispers to Ashley] Give me your cell phone!

Creep:
Hey.

Spencer Carlin:
Dad? I need you to come get us! We're at some diner, off some road called Vangley, please hurry!

Arthur Carlin:
[wrapping on the window] Spencer?

Spencer Carlin:
DAD?

Arthur Carlin:
Spencer!

Spencer Carlin:
Dad! [hugs her Dad for saving her and Ashley] .

Arthur Carlin:
Oh. it's okay honey. I , got you, baby. Dad's here, Ashley, you okay?

Ashley Davies:
I am now Mr.C.

Spencer Carlin:
Dad, I know what your gonna say and...

Arthur Carlin:
I'm sorry.

Spencer Carlin:
[looking confused] Maybe I don't.

Arthur Carlin:
Spence, I'm so sorry I haven't beeen there for you. I'm sorry that you felt like your home was a place that you couldn't be yourself. A place you had to get away from.

Spencer Carlin:
Dad...

Arthur Carlin:
But that stops right now. I'm going to protect you, both of you. The best way I can, but running away isn't the answer. Hey I raised a fighter, I'll be damned If I'm gonna let you prove me wrong.

Spencer Carlin:
She's not going to like it, she is going to have to accept it.

Ashley Davies:
What?

Spencer Carlin:
That I love you.

Ashley Davies:
[Hugs Spencer's dad] You're the best girlfriends dad I ever had!

Spencer Carlin:
[At Spencer's house in Ashley's car] [sighs] Do you think we'll actually have any privacy anymore? Now that we're out to everyone?

Ashley Davies:
Probably not, but your dad is cool, I just wish your mom could be.

Spencer Carlin:
Yea, she's not gonna like it, but she's just gonna have to accept it. That I love you [Ashley and Spencer hug in her car] . There she is. Well, gotta check out sometime.

Ashley:
You always tell me that I'm the one who's afraid of commitment. I feel like you're the one who's actually afraid.

Spencer:
Who's what?

Ashley:
Am I your first or am I your forever? Are you staying or are you leaving? Am I just some high school fling or do we actually have a future together?

Ashley Davies:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the come here and go away trip I've been putting you through.

Spencer Carlin:
Okay. [beat] Why would you do that?

Ashley Davies:
Because I want you. And I don't wanna hurt you.

Spencer Carlin:
I can take care of myself. [looks at Ashley's sad expression] and with some left over to take care of you.

Kelly:
It's almost midnight, better get Spencer-ella home before she turns back into a straight girl!

Kelly:
What are you, a lesbian or a tease?

Spencer Carlin:
[Spencer and Ashley comes down the stairs] It's not a date.

Paula Carlin:
Hi, Kelly.

Ashley Davies:
It is so a date. [Spencer smiles at Kelly] .

Paula Carlin:
Now, that is a terrific dress. Whose is that?

Kelly:
Actually I'm not really into labels, I made it myself.

Clay Carlin:
Wow, it's really, uh... terrific.

Arthur Carlin:
Are you guys in class together?

Kelly:
Actually, I go to Westscott Academy.

Arthur Carlin:
That's an impressive school. We looked at that for Spencer. but it was a little pricey.

Spencer Carlin:
Kelly, has a scholarship.

Arthur Carlin:
Is that so. That's...

Clay Carlin:
Does Westscott ever have dances or mixers...?

Spencer Carlin:
We better go or we're going to be late for the show.

Paula Carlin:
Are you guys sure you can't stay for dinner?

Spencer Carlin:
Gotta go, Mom.

Arthur Carlin:
Kelly, you're welcome anytime for dinner!

Paula Carlin:
Bye!

Clay Carlin:
Hey, you think Kelly would be down with black guys?

Ashley Davies:
Oh, I think it has nothing to do with being black.

Clay Carlin:
Does she have a boyfriend?

Ashley Davies:
Um, I don't believe so.

Clay Carlin:
Sweet. [laughs] .

Ashley Davies:
Yeah. Unless they changed the definition of being a "lesbian".

Ashley Davies:
So, you gonna tell me about your night out with your new friend?

Spencer Carlin:
She has a name, y'know.

Ashley Davies:
Oh yeah, she has alot of names. Ones with like, four and five letters.

Spencer Carlin:
How many letters does "I'm allowed to have new friends" have?

Ashley Davies:
All I'm saying is she's bad news. I'd steer clear if I were you.

Spencer Carlin:
Y'know some people might've said the same thing about you.

Ashley Davies:
Whatever. Okay, who?

Spencer Carlin:
The entire school, but that's not the point. You know, it doesn't mean that she doesn't deserve to have friends.

Ashley Davies:
You are so clueless sometimes. You do know that she's gay, right?

Spencer Carlin:
What? She is not. You need to reboot you're gay-dar.

Ashley Davies:
Whatever. Don't kid yourself. It's better than your "breeder meter" .

Spencer Carlin:
What is it that every gay person is so sure that everybody else is gay?

Ashley Davies:
It's not everybody else. Just the gay one's. So how was your big brother's date with Madison?

Spencer Carlin:
You mean, will there be a second date?

Ashley Davies:
From what I hear, she's a pretty good first date.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

Ashley Davies:
Do I look loaded to you?

Spencer Carlin:
What?

Ashley Davies:
Because I think I see my Mom.

Spencer Carlin:
What is she doing at school?

Ashley Davies:
Call you later?

Ashley Davies:
So, you gonna tell me about your night out with your new friend?

Spencer Carlin:
She has a name, y'know.

Ashley Davies:
Oh, yeah, she has a lot of names. Ones with, like, four and five letters.

Spencer Carlin:
How many letters does "I'm allowed to have other friends" have?

Ashley Davies:
All I'm saying is she's bad news. I'd steer clear if I were you.

Spencer Carlin:
Y'know, some people might've told me the same thing about you.

Ashley Davies:
Whatever. [beat] Okay, who?

Spencer Carlin:
The entire school.

Spencer Carlin:
What is it that every gay person is so sure that everybody else is gay?

Ashley Davies:
It's not everybody else. Just the gay ones.

Ashley Davies:
[on her cell phone] My mom just sucks.

Spencer Carlin:
[on her phone] What's wrong?

Ashley Davies:
What's wrong is that dad number four moved out, and now my Mom is having a sleep over with the new man-candy. And my Dad's new girlfriend Jodi is having a party at his place, so I'm kicked out of there. I'm this close to sleeping in my car.

Spencer Carlin:
No you're not. You're coming here, I'll let my Mom know you're staying over. Only thing is, I'm going to see D.J. Money tonight.

Ashley Davies:
With who?

Spencer Carlin:
You mean with with whom?

Ashley Davies:
I mean with whom are going and don't lie because I know that it's Kelly.

Spencer Carlin:
Fine, you got me. You know, I'll just call her and tell her that you're going to join us.

Ashley Davies:
No way. Have fun tonight, I'll be fine at home with your family.

Spencer Carlin:
You're not gonna be a third wheel.

Ashley Davies:
Damn right I'm not. You can find someone else to chaperone you on your big date.

Spencer Carlin:
Ash, it's not a date.

Ashley Davies:
Right. Remind her of that when she's trying to score.

Paula Carlin:
[in Spencer's room] Almost dressed, hon?

Spencer Carlin:
Uh, yeah. Getting there.

Paula Carlin:
Good. So, Ashley, are you ready for the show?

Ashley Davies:
No, I'm not a big fan... of the the D.J.

Paula Carlin:
Oh. Well, make yourself at home. Dinner'll be ready in about an hour.

Ashley Davies:
Thanks.

Paula Carlin:
Okay, Ashley, this is an adorable dress, yeah.

Ashley Davies:
Oh, thank you.

Paula Carlin:
It's really cute. Okay. [opens the door to Spencer's room slightly] .

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley and Spencer both laugh] .

Spencer Carlin:
You should wear it to dinner.

Ashley Davies:
You should wear it on your date.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh! It's not a date!

Ashley Davies:
Really. Then why is that the millionth outfit you've tried on?

Spencer Carlin:
I just want to look nice. There might be some cute guys there.

Ashley Davies:
Oh good. They can watch Kelly feel you up. Right it's for the cute guys. Then why are you putting the platforms on that I let you borrow? You know that they give you blisters, and they're the last thing cute guys are gonna notice. Look, all I'm saying is, you're going to be on your feet the whole night. Wait, unless you want Kelly to sweep you off your feet!

Spencer Carlin:
[throws a shoe at Ashley] It is not a date! God, shut up.

Spencer Carlin:
Allright, this is such a cool car! do you think we can lose the top?

Kelly:
You wanna go topless? Ok. [starts to take off her shirt; lets go of the steering wheel]

Spencer Carlin:
[grabs the steering wheel] No no no! Oh my God, no! I meant the covertable top!

Kelly:
[laughs] Oh, that top!

Clay Carlin:
So uh, do you think Kelly would be down with black guys?

Ashley Davies:
Oh, I think it has nothing to do with being black.

Clay Carlin:
Well, uh, does she have a boyfriend?

Ashley Davies:
I don't believe so.

Clay Carlin:
Sweet.

Ashley Davies:
Yeah... unless they change the definition of being a lesbian.

Clay Carlin:
Look, Mom and Dad, they're great. But sometimes I wonder about my real parents. You know, who they were, did they abandon me, or did they know I had a better life with someone else. See, the messed up thing is, I don't know whether to hate them or to thank them. And I know your parents are all screwed up, but at least you know they're your parents. You still get a chance to make things work. I had the choice made for me.

Ashley Davies:
The thing that bothers me most isn't that they don't care about me. It's the fact that I care that they don't.

Spencer Carlin:
I'm sorry that I didn't listen to you, but I just thought that you were being...

Ashley Davies:
Jealous?

Spencer Carlin:
No, I mean...

Ashley Davies:
Well I was jealous. You know, like in a friend sort of way. Forgive me for being so needy?

Ashley Davies:
So, how was your night out?

Spencer Carlin:
You mean my date? You were right. She was into me. I mean, she didn't... get into me...

Ashley Davies:
Okay, okay, I got it.

Spencer Carlin:
She definitely wanted to be more than friends.

Ashley Davies:
So do you like her?

Spencer Carlin:
What's not to like? Being stalked into the bathroom, driven to makeout point, and accused of being a tease.

Ashley Davies:
Did she kiss you?

Spencer Carlin:
Tried to.

Ashley Davies:
Let me guess, she took you to Griffith Park.

Spencer Carlin:
Uh-huh.

Ashley Davies:
Then put on her sexy little music and tried to make the big move?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, how did you know that?

Ashley Davies:
She pulled the same lame maneuver on me last year.

Spencer Carlin:
Why didn't you say something?

Ashley Davies:
I seem to recall that I did.

Spencer Carlin:
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, but I just thought you were being jealous. No, I mean...

Ashley Davies:
Well I was jealous. You know in a friend sort of way, forgive me for being so needy?

Spencer Carlin:
Only if you forgive me for not trusting you.

Ashley Davies:
Forgiven. [Ashley and Spencer hug] .

Paula Carlin:
[Ashley starts eating dinner very quickly] Um, Ashley, would you like to say grace? [Ashley nods. Everyone joins hands and bows their heads]

Ashley Davies:
[hesitantly] Ummm, thank you for the food. [awkward pause. Ashley looks at Paula]... bless the starving children... bless the people giving food to the starving children... OH! And thank you for the food, and God, thank you, God. We good, now?

Ashley Davies:
If i had to choose between being right and protecting you i'd be wrong everytime.

Paula Carlin:
Honey, I'm gonna call your dad. [coming out of the hospital room] .

Spencer Carlin:
Thanks, Mom.

Ashley Davies:
She's gonna be okay, right?

Paula Carlin:
Yeah. I'll see you two at home.

Clay Carlin:
Yeah.

Ashley Davies:
You feel okay?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, I just might have a concussion. I just can't believe this happened.

Ashley Davies:
Stupid guys, and their stupid testosterone.

Spencer Carlin:
It wasn't just some random guy fight. Why are people so horrible?

Glen Carlin:
[to Ashley] This is your fault!

Ashley Davies:
Excuse me?

Glen Carlin:
You heard me, if you weren't this way, my sister would have never gotten hurt.

Ashley Davies:
You must be high.

Glen Carlin:
Somebody has to man up around here and do something. Come on Spencer, I'm taking you home.

Clay Carlin:
For God's sake!

Ashley Davies:
Let go of her!

Spencer Carlin:
Glen, stop it!

Clay Carlin:
Calm the hell down.

Glen Carlin:
You're just an idiot for being okay with this!

Clay Carlin:
She's our sister. You act like she's deliberately out to hurt us!

Glen Carlin:
She's not our sister, okay. She's my sister! [Ashley and Spencer look totally shocked at what Glen just said]. [Clay and Glen get into a fight].

Spencer Carlin:
Stop it! Stop it! [Ashley holds Spencer back because she doesn't want her to get hurt anymore].

Security Guard:
Break it up. Come on.

Paula Carlin:
Both of you stop it? [Ashley holds Spencer weh looks totally frightened].

Chelsea Lewis:
Hey, Ashley. [Ashley walks into the room with Spencer and Chelsea] .

Spencer Carlin:
How'd you know I was here?

Ashley Davies:
Clay.

Chelsea Lewis:
Okay, I'm gonna go run and get a coffee, Actually, I'll walk.

Ashley Davies:
Okay, you're upset and hurt. And I'm sorry. I know you think i was wrong, Spencer, and maybe I was. But here's the thing. I was protecting. And when it comes down to having the choice of being right or protecting you, I'll be wrong every single time. Because it's just who I am.

Ashley Davies:
Grrr. [shows Spencer a teddy bear with a bandage around it's right eye] I know it's obnoxiously sweet and all Hallmark-y, but still, Grrr.

Spencer Carlin:
[laughs] I love it. Ah. She's gonna have to stay in here during class, though.

Ashley Davies:
She can wait for you. [Ashley helps Spencer with her book] .

Spencer Carlin:
Thank you. Gosh, it feels different here, you know? After everything that happened.

Ashley Davies:
Yup. I bet.

High School Student:
Spencer, right?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

High School Student:
How you doin'?

Spencer Carlin:
I'm okay. I just - Thanks. How you doin'?

High School Student:
I'll heal. So we've got a strategy meeting next Wednesday can you come.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, I don't know.

Ashley Davies:
Strategy for what?

High School Student:
For moving forward. This whole thing upped our visibility by a hundred percent. You've got to come. You're one of the victims. This will be a great opportunity.

Ashley Davies:
Are you kidding? My girlfriend has a concussion. And now you want her to be your spokes-model.

High School Student:
That's noy exactly what I mean't.

Ashley Davies:
This is your fault that she's hurt at all, so why don't you just leave us alone, okay, and go on with your little strategy party. Just stay out of our faces.

High School Student:
Hey, sorry, guys I...

Spencer Carlin:
What's wrong with you? You sound like-just like that guy who beat him up. And Glen. I don't even know what to say to you. [ grabs her book from Ashley and storms off] .

Glen Carlin:
Just keep your hands inside the rail, okay? This is a family day, not Homo-Happy-Hour.

Ashley Davies:
Get a life, ass eyes!

Ashley Davies:
Alright, if your mom keeps looking at me like that I'm gonna start thinking she wants to date me too.

Glen Carlin:
Sorry but mom doesn't swing that way. [Glen says sarcastily]

Ashley Davies:
Um, I'm gonna go. Call me later? [referring to Spencer]

Glen Carlin:
Talk later. [says tauntingly]

Ashley Davies:
Get a life ass eyes.

Glen Carlin:
Man she just makes me feel all funny inisde. You?

Spencer Carlin:
What is your problem?

Glen Carlin:
I'm not the one with the problem.

Spencer Carlin:
You know what Glen, you are really starting to piss me off.

Glen Carlin:
Well maybe we should have this conversation with mom and dad.

Paula Carlin:
Hey are you guys alright?

Spencer Carlin:
Fine. Ya maybe we should have a talk about all the pills your taking.

Glen Carlin:
I've got it under control, ok? And don't say anything to mom and dad either cause it's none of their business.

Spencer Carlin:
Ya and neither is my relationship with Ashley. Truce?

Glen Carlin:
Fine.

Aiden Dennison:
[Aiden and Spencer having picnic before concert]... I mean every time we try to hook up, it's a complete disaster.

Spencer Carlin:
Do you not want me to be here with you?

Aiden Dennison:
Are you kidding? It's just that... part of me is saying, "Don't screw this up, ass wipe, you have a beautiful girl right in front of you."

Spencer Carlin:
I bet I can guess which part of you is saying that...

Aiden Dennison:
[laughs]... yeah... but, the other part of me is saying, "Why is this beautiful girl here with you when she really wants to be with someone else?"

Spencer Carlin:
I'm sorry, I was freaked out. I didn't want to deal with being gay. But I couldn't deal with not being with you.

Ashley Davies:
I'm not easy.

Spencer Carlin:
That's not what I heard.

Ashley Davies:
I meant, to be with.

Spencer Carlin:
I know. But we're already friends. That's the hard part, so lets just start there and see what happens. [Ashley puts her head in Spencer's lap] .

Glen Carlin:
[after an earthquake] I like living here NOT dying here.

Arthur Carlin:
No one died.

Glen Carlin:
Again, this time!

Glen Carlin:
[during an earthquake] What the hell is going on?

Madison Duarte:
It's official: Spencer and the freak are sleeping together.

Ashley Davies:
So what?

Spencer Carlin:
Ya maybe it's so what to you. Your used to being talked about, front page trash. I'm not!

Ashley Davies:
Ouch... Look for the record I'm not used to being trashed. Listen, it's Madison okay? She hates me, of course she's gonna try to use this to break us up.

Spencer Carlin:
Break us up? We are not a couple Ashley! Look, I don't know what it is we are but I just wanna figure it out first before everyone else tries to crucifie me.

Ashley Davies:
You know what? I'm sorry this is just so terrible for you, but what hurts even more is the fact that, you don't want anyone to think it's true. Even if it is a Tlie. [Ashley leaves]

Ashley Davies:
To what do I owe the stalking?

Glen Carlin:
I want you to quit hitting on my sister.

Ashley Davies:
Did she ask you to do this?

Glen Carlin:
No... but this isn't what she is.

Ashley Davies:
What she is? This is about you, not her. And uh unless I hear it from her, we're good.

Glen Carlin:
Look she's telling you, ok? You just don't wanna hear it. And if you really care about her you'll back off.

Aiden Dennison:
Hey, hey are you sure about this?

Spencer Carlin:
Stop asking me that. I'm here with you aren't I?

Aiden Dennison:
Who you trying to convince, me or you?

Spencer Carlin:
Look, I really like you and I wanna be with you, it's just, it would make things so much easier.

Aiden Dennison:
For who? It may for everybody else but not for you. It's okay. You are who you are.

Spencer Carlin:
But what if I'm not ready to be who I am...?

Aiden Dennison:
You are alright, your gonna be fine.

Glen Carlin:
She's hot, I'm hot, it'd be hot!

Spencer Carlin:
Okay, what was that all about?

Ashley Davies:
Nothing she's a b*tch.

Spencer Carlin:
No not her, Him?

Ashley Davies:
What?

Spencer Carlin:
You and him that's what.

Ashley Davies:
Nothing.

Spencer Carlin:
You're lying.

Ashley Davies:
No. I'm not! Hey, I freaked you out yesterday, didn't I?

Spencer Carlin:
No, not really...

Ashley Davies:
Come on.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah... you did.

Ashley Davies:
Sorry, my shrink thinks it's because I like to be different. I think it's because I like to, well, freak people out.

Spencer Carlin:
Well, you succeeded.

Ashley Davies:
Thanks, that's good, right? Okay well, anyways, I had a totally above-average day yesterday.

Spencer Carlin:
Me too. Thanks.

Ashley Davies:
No problem.

Spencer Carlin:
So are you going?

Ashley Davies:
What, to the dance? No. Never been to one, not gonna go.

Spencer Carlin:
Well, that could change. I think my brother is going to ask you. He thinks you're "hot" .

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, he's got that right.

Spencer Carlin:
And hot chicks can't resist basketball players.

Ashley Davies:
Shut up, he said that? Please tell me he's not the brains of the family. [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] Well, are you going to go.

Spencer Carlin:
I have to. Cheerleading thing.

Ashley Davies:
Right, well, good. You can tell me how much it sucked, see you later.

Spencer Carlin:
Wow, you live here?

Ashley Davies:
Just me, mom. and number four, who I think is soon to be ex-number four. That's how I want my life.

Spencer Carlin:
Austin's way too dramatic. "Real World Hawaii" that would work.

Ashley Davies:
Okay didn't one of them OD?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, besides that.

Ashley Davies:
So, did you leave a boy back home?

Spencer Carlin:
Uh, no one special, you?

Ashley Davies:
No. One should only hit and run. Boys are way too much trouble.

Spencer Carlin:
Aiden's cute.

Ashley Davies:
Aiden? What? You have so dropped in cool points.

Spencer Carlin:
What kind of guys do you like then? the bad boy, the skater? Oh, wait, no, you like the tortured poets. That's it c'mon.

Ashley Davies:
No... they all suck. They all think "hello" means "put your hands all over me" in testostereneese.

Spencer Carlin:
No, it's the kiss. I so hate the kiss, they try to suffocate you with their tongue. Ew!

Ashley Davies:
I know, I know! And all they do is sit around and talk about themselves forever.

Spencer Carlin:
Right. And you have to sit there smiling and nodding...

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley and Spencer together] Like you care.

Ashley Davies:
I know, it's a good thing that their not the only choice. [puts her hand on Spencer's hand]

Spencer Carlin:
[clears her throat].

Madison Duarte:
Hey girl. You did well yesterday. Good practice

Spencer Carlin:
Thanks, you have some pretty out there routines.

Madison Duarte:
You have to if you want to stand out. This is my boyfriend Aiden. Aiden, this is Spencer, she is hoping to be a permanent on the squad. There's definite potench.

Aiden Dennison:
Yeah, we met yesterday.

Spencer Carlin:
Hi.

Aiden Dennison:
Hi. You're brother's an ass.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah... that's why we had to leave Ohio.

Madison Duarte:
So how are you getting to the dance on Friday?

Spencer Carlin:
Oh... I don't know if I'm going.

Madison Duarte:
Yeah, you are. The entire squad has to be there. Don't worry, you can come with us and who knows, maybe we can hook you up.

Ashley Davies:
Hey! Where you been all day?

Spencer Carlin:
We do have that thing called school.

Ashley Davies:
Please not here, if you just show up, after four years, they let you out. "Doing" school is totally overrated, so you know them?

Madison Duarte:
Good question. You know her?

Spencer Carlin:
You guys know each other?

Aiden Dennison:
Hey Ash. How are you?

Ashley Davies:
Good. You?

Madison Duarte:
He's fine, you know, it doesn't surprise me you know Ashley. Everybody does, in the most intimate ways.

Ashley Davies:
It is so good to see you, Madison, you know. I was actually just telling Spencer here yesterday about how you are the queen cheerleader, you know. King High royalty. But that isn't exactly true is it? You're more like a royal b*tch. [Spencer jumps back a little surprised to Ashley and Madison about to get into a fight] .

Aiden Dennison:
Hey, come on, you guys. Don't.

Madison Duarte:
Careful who you hook-up with Spencer. It has a way of getting out. Bye...

Ashley Davies:
Heard your brother got beat down yesterday,

Spencer Carlin:
Glen?

Ashley Davies:
No, no. The other one.

Spencer Carlin:
No way! He's never been in a fight in his entire life.

Ashley Davies:
Hell probably want to work on that. It's probably why he lost.

Spencer Carlin:
He didn't say anything... what is that?

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, what? Guys always pounding on each other?

Spencer Carlin:
No. You and Aiden. Whenever he's around, you freeze up.

Ashley Davies:
No, I don't.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, you do.

Ashley Davies:
Okay. So I knew him once.

Spencer Carlin:
"Knew" him, knew him?

Ashley Davies:
Who cares, it was the past, It was just some stupid phase.

Spencer Carlin:
A phase? A phase is like a low carb diet. Not who you wake up next to.

Ashley Davies:
Well, I don't know who that is... I just know who it's not.

Ashley Davies:
Hey. [to Spencer who is with the whole cheerleading squad] .

Madison Duarte:
Oh, and you might want to rethink some of your friendships. Especially during this time when your being judged.

Ashley Davies:
[sarcastically to Madison] So cute.

Ashley Davies:
It is so good to see you Madison! You know i was actually telling spencer here yesterday about how you are the queen cheerleader! You know King High royalty but that's not exactly true is it? You're more like a royal b*tch.

Spencer Carlin:
[to Ashley] Question, are you on meds?

Ashley Davies:
So are you a basketball fan? Or do you just like watching guys pat each other on the ass?

Spencer Carlin:
I'm confused. I don't understand, like, what are you? Gay, straight, all of the above?

Ashley Davies:
I'm not into labels.

Spencer Carlin:
Well, everyone else in our planet is! You're not going to tell me?

Ashley Davies:
Does it really matter?

Spencer Carlin:
What just happened?

Ashley Davies:
What always happens when you're around stupid people.

Spencer Carlin:
When did you...?

Ashley Davies:
About a year ago okay? I was going to keep it, someone I could finally love. And someone who would love me for just me. Then I lost it, along with everything else good in my life.

Spencer Carlin:
Sorry.

Ashley Davies:
Look, could we just get out of here?

Spencer Carlin:
I'm confuseed. I don't understand. What are you? Gay, straight, all of the above?

Ashley Davies:
I'm not into labels.

Spencer Carlin:
Well, everybody else on our planet is. You're not going to tell me?

Ashley Davies:
Does it really matter?

Aiden Dennison:
Hey! Wait!

Spencer Carlin:
What is your problem?

Aiden Dennison:
Ash, I'm really sorry, none of that should've ever happened. Can we just talk?

Guard:
Hey, you!

Ashley Davies:
Look, just get in okay? And don't even bleed on the leather.

Spencer Carlin:
You have to come.

Ashley Davies:
No way. Remember, I have to keep my record intact.

Spencer Carlin:
Come on. It'll be fun, no dates, nothing.

Ashley Davies:
I don't know. I... I'm not quite sure I'd fit in with the little cheer-b*tches.

Spencer Carlin:
You? You'd fit in anywhere.

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, that's true.

Spencer Carlin:
And, hey, I'm one of those "cheer b*tches".

Ashley Davies:
Right, sorry. I forgot.

Spencer Carlin:
So get off your lazy butt and I'll meet you outside at the side door. If it's lame, we'll leave. [Ashley hangs up her phone and Spencer hangs up her cell phone].

Ashley Davies:
Hey! Did you get kicked out already?

Spencer Carlin:
No, I'm waiting for my friend.

Ashley Davies:
Oh.

Spencer Carlin:
You nervous?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah... a little. [Spencer holds out her hand to Ashley].

Spencer Carlin:
I think God is a little too busy to be worried about which two people like each other.

Spencer Carlin:
...But what if who I am isn't what people expect of me?

Arthur Carlin:
That's what makes people so great, the unexpected.

Spencer Carlin:
So, what are you? Gay, straight, all of the above?

Ashley Davies:
I'm not into labels

Spencer Carlin:
Ashley it's not worth it.

Ashley Davies:
Your right, shes just jealous.

Madison Duarte:
Jealous? Of you?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah it must be really hard to accept the fact that your ex prefers lesbians.

Madison Duarte:
I dumped him stupia!

Ashley Davies:
Really? Thata not what the rest of the school thinks. [stepping up to Madison] And you better watch out, I think Glen is even cuter than Aiden.

[Madison slaps Ashley and they begin to fight]

Spencer Carlin:
Ashley stop!

Cecily:
Madison your face!

[inauidable babble from the rest of the locker room]

Madison Duarte:
Mess with me again and you'll so regret it.

Ashley Davies:
Whats gonna happen? Are we gonna have a rumble chica?

Spencer Carlin:
Come on Ash, lets go.

Ashley Davies:
Are you sure you don't want me to admit to the breakin, I just hate seeing you in confined quarters like this.

Spencer Carlin:
Three days at home does have its advantages, it's givin' me a chance to catch up on my beauty sleep.

Ashley Davies:
Which you so desperately need.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey! [as Spencer hits Ashley with one of her pillows] .

Ashley Davies:
I used to think noone cared about me that is until I met you. [Ashley & Spencer hug each other] .

Ashley Davies:
Are you sure you don't want me to confess to the breakin? I hate seeing you in forced confinement.

Spencer Carlin:
Three days at home has its benefits. Hey, by the end of the week I'll be caught up on my beauty sleep.

Ashley Davies:
Which you so need.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey! [Spencer hits Ashley with a pillow on her bed] .

Ashley Davies:
Hey, thanks.

Spencer Carlin:
For what?

Ashley Davies:
I used to think no one cared what happened to me. Then I met you. [Ashley and Spencer smile at each other] . [Than an earthquake happens] .

Ashley Davies:
Hey, thanks.

Spencer Carlin:
For what?

Ashley Davies:
I used to think no one cared about what happened to me. And then I met you.

Ashley Davies:
Ok, come on you're an adult now, think about all the cool things you can do.

Spencer Carlin:
I can vote.

Ashley Davies:
Way to pick the most boring one.

Aiden Dennison:
Do you have any idea what I've done for you today? Let's see. I set up your plasma, I hooked up your surround sound, I moved you furniture - ...

Ashley Davies:
Okay, so you don't wanna go, tonight.

Aiden Dennison:
No, I don't wanna go tonight or any other night.

Ashley Davies:
What does that mean?

Aiden Dennison:
I'm done, alright. I'm done being your handyman. I'm done being your back-up date. I'm done!

Ashley Davies:
Where's all this coming from?

Aiden Dennison:
People got shot, Ashley? People got hurt, people died and you walked away from it and none if it, none of it, even touched you.

Ashley Davies:
Of course it did.

Aiden Dennison:
Look at you. You're the same person you were before this happened. You didn't even stay around long enough to see who's standing and who wasn't. [beat] Spencer may have forgiven you, but I haven't. [heads for the door]

Ashley Davies:
Oh, wait a minute! When Spencer dumped me, you came to me and you knew exactly who I was.

Aiden Dennison:
And that makes it okay?

Ashley Davies:
No, okay. I'm sorry. I suck. I'm a terrible person. What more do you want me to say?

Aiden Dennison:
'Sorry' isn't good enough.

Ashley Davies:
I gotta go. [turns to leave]

Aiden Dennison:
Yeah. Go. Leave. 'Cuz that's what you do best. You leave, 'cuz you can't deal. You're gay when it's convinient, you're straight when you want me around.

Ashley Davies:
It is so not even like that.

Aiden Dennison:
It is like that! You know what? Wear your little dress and got to your stupid club. Have sex with Lily Allen or whoever else. I don't care. But do me a favor. Next time you have an emergency, call 911. [leaves]

Spencer Carlin:
[about Debbie's attitude] It could just be jetlag...

Ashley Davies:
Or jetbitch.

Ashley Davies:
You're afraid she might say you're gay?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

Ashley Davies:
Well, at least she'll say you have a totally HOT girlfriend!

Spencer Carlin:
[laughing]... who's so full of herself!

Ashley Davies:
Did Kyla let you in, or did Little Miss Ohio swipe the set of keys last time she was here.

Spencer Carlin:
Debbie's gone. I sent her home this morning. I know I've been totally lame these last couple of days.

Ashley Davies:
Thank you. I really needed to hear that. But she's your friend, I get it.

Spencer Carlin:
No, you're my friend, and I really haven't been a good friend to you, I don't know, I was just freaked out that she'd go home and...

Ashley Davies:
What, she'd say you're gay?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

Ashley Davies:
Well, she might have. But at least she'd say you have a totally hot girlfriend.

Spencer Carlin:
[laughs] Who's so full of herself. [smacks Ashley with her magazine].

Spencer Carlin:
Are you sure this looks okay on me?

Ashley Davies:
You're wearing it wrong.

Spencer Carlin:
[laughing] No, but does it look okay on me, or do I look like an Ashley wannabe?

Ashley Davies:
No. you look great, Spencer. Kinda like you wearing my clothes. Maybe you'll think about me all day.

Spencer Carlin:
I already do think about you all day, I tanked my history final the other day because you're all I ever think about.

Ashley Davies:
Mmm, Oh wow, Chelsea, I love that shirt.

Chelsea Lewis:
Thanks, I designed it, but I think it's a little warm for it today.

Spencer Carlin:
Are you okay?

Chelsea Lewis:
I'm fine, thanks, I'll see you guys later.

Spencer Carlin:
Bye. [Spencer's cell phone rings] . Gosh it's my mom. She's called me like eight hundred times today, telling me that I need to get home right after school.

Ashley Davies:
Why?

Spencer Carlin:
I don't know. Has to be drama

Ashley Davies:
Hey, maybe her alien spaceship came back and she just wants to say goodbye.

Spencer Carlin:
I wish.

Spencer Carlin:
I was just afraid that...

Ashley Davies:
What she'd go home and say you're gay?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah.

Ashley Davies:
Well she might have, but at least she would say you have a totally HOT girlfriend!

Spencer Carlin:
[rolling her eyes] Who's SO full of herself.

Ashley Davies:
[voiceover] For never was there a story of more regret, than this of Juliet, and her fair Juliet.

Paula Carlin:
Oh, my God! Oh my God! Get Out! Get out of my house, you filth!

Spencer Carlin:
Mom, don't!, Mom stop please!

Arthur Carlin:
Paula stop it!.

Paula Carlin:
Not now, not this time Arthur, can't you see what's going on here?

Spencer Carlin:
You don't understand, I love her.

Arthur Carlin:
It's gonna be okay.

Spencer Carlin:
No, it's not. I just want to be with her.

Ashley Davies:
I'm so sorry. [hugs Spencer] . Why are you doing this? [throws Ashley out of the house] .

Paula Carlin:
You, get out of my house! You disgust me.

Spencer Carlin:
[shouting] I hate you!

Arthur Carlin:
Spencer?

Spencer Carlin:
In here.

Arthur Carlin:
Hey.

Spencer Carlin:
I wanted to tell you. I was going to, it just wasn't supposed to happen like this... you don't hate me, right?

Arthur Carlin:
No, of course I don't hate you. I love you... and I'll never stop. Ever.

Spencer Carlin:
Mom's already stopped.

Arthur Carlin:
No. she hasn't. Your mom is just afraid. We'll get through this, I promise.

Spencer Carlin:
What if we don't?

Arthur Carlin:
That's not an option. Okay?

Spencer Carlin:
[Hugs her Dad for comfort] .

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, check it out, Ash. "Hills Have Eyes" . Pay-per-view, only minus the the "pay" part.

Ashley Davies:
Oh, can we please watch something that actually involves skin?

Spencer Carlin:
This has skin. I mean, they're peeling it off the chick but... Creepy! Whoo!

Ashley Davies:
It's disgusting.

Spencer Carlin:
Relax! God, I wish we could stay here forever.

Ashley Davies:
No, have to keep moving. Oh God! I totally spaced. I told Aiden we'd call him and let him know where we're at.

Spencer Carlin:
Don't you just love him for helping us?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, I usually hate him for stuff like that. Hey look, free room and free food and free minutes.

Paula Carlin:
Spencer, if you're doing this to get back at me - ...

Spencer Carlin:
Why can't you just accept, that this is who I am?

Paula Carlin:
Because who you are, is not acceptable!

Spencer Carlin:
Love is unconditional. It's not the way you feel for someone only when they act the way you want them to.

Ashley Davies:
[mockingly shocked] Spencer Carlin! You're gay?

Spencer Carlin:
[sweetly] Only with you.

Spencer Carlin:
Stop what? Caring about you?

Ashley Davies:
May I see Spencer please? [crying] I just didn't know where else to go. [Ashley hugs Paula while crying] .

Spencer Carlin:
[coming down the stairs] Ashley?

Paula Carlin:
Arthur, set another plate, Ashley's staying for dinner.

Ashley Davies:
I'm sorry.

Spencer Carlin:
You don't have to be. You're just going through the worst time right now.

Ashley Davies:
No, I'm sorry I'm not letting you in. Letting you help. I'm so bad at this. But I need you so bad right now.

Spencer Carlin:
It's okay. Shhhh. [Paula and Arthur walk into the room and see Spencer comforting Ashley] .

Ashley Davies:
I don't know how I'd get through any of this without you.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, you wouldn't. It's so good to see you smile.

Ashley Davies:
There's something I have to do.

Spencer Carlin:
What's that?

Ashley Davies:
Where did you get this from?

Spencer Carlin:
You so don't want to know.

Ashley Davies:
Thank you... Thank you for not letting me disappear. Be alone.

Spencer Carlin:
You're not alone, I'm not going anywhere. [Ashely and Spencer hug each other] .

Glen Carlin:
Where were you all night?

Spencer Carlin:
Aiden and I were at Ashley's.

Paula Carlin:
Ashley's?

Spencer Carlin:
Mom, we were just hanging out. My Cell phone just - Died.

Madison Duarte:
Did you two drive together?

Ashley Davies:
Well, I figured that since I woke up this morning at his house, the least I could do was give him a ride.

Madison Duarte:
You'll never change. [walks away]

Aiden Dennison:
Did you have to do that?

Ashley Davies:
[Smiles] No. But when the universe hands you a gift you really shouldn't ignore it.

Spencer Carlin:
[waking up in Ashley's room] Ashley?

Ashley Davies:
I'm right here. Are you alright with everything that happened last night with us? [puts her face down on Ashley's bed] . What? Spencer... what's wrong? You're so beautiful.

Spencer Carlin:
Stop... I'm okay. It's just a big deal. And I want it to be for you, too.

Ashley Davies:
It is.

Spencer Carlin:
When I woke up this morning and you weren't here next to me, for a second, I thought it was a dream.

Ashley Davies:
I know... I didn't even want to get out of bed. I just wanted to shut out the world a little bit longer.

Spencer Carlin:
Then come back...

Ashley Davies:
I would love to... [kisses Spencer's hand]... but you might want to see who's been looking for you. [shows Spencer her cell phone] .

Spencer Carlin:
Last night... was I, uh, okay?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah you were.

Spencer Carlin:
Thanks... I'll get better I promise.

Ashley Davies:
Shut-up, It's not like I've had that much experience. Okay that's a lie. But, it's different with everybody. And it's great with you...

Spencer Carlin:
Okay. Really?

Ashley Davies:
I'm having dinner with my dad tommorow night at his penthouse on the strip. I want you to come. It will be a rare occasion. You'll actually get to see father and daughter in the same room.

Spencer Carlin:
Are you sure you don't want to have him all to yourself?

Ashley Davies:
Totally. And I want hin to spend some time with you. You know, you're the first person I've ever wanted him to meet.

Spencer Carlin:
Wow... Thanks. I promise I won't embarrass you.

Ashley Davies:
Don't worry, That'll be Dad's job.

Chelsea Lewis:
She's so lucky to have you.

Spencer Carlin:
I'm lucky to have her.

Glen Carlin:
Everyone's gettin' lucky but me.

Spencer Carlin:
I think it's because you really like her and miss that she's just not your friend, anymore

Madison Duarte:
Oh, shut up. You're so special. Give her sometime, she'll burn you, too.

Madison Duarte:
I totally owe you a solid. I don't have to sleep with you do I?

Ashley Davies:
Don't worry, you're not on my "to do" list.

Madison Duarte:
I totally owe you a solid. I don't have to sleep with you, do I?

Ashley Davies:
Don't worry. You're not on my 'To Do' list.

Madison Duarte:
Ditto.

Aiden Dennison:
[after shoving Glen off his feet] I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else.

Glen Carlin:
Who? Wolverine?

Ashley Davies:
Well, do I look like her keeper? If Kyla has a problem, tell Kyla.

Madison Duarte:
Wow, and I thought I was all about myself. No wonder Spencer dumped you.

Spencer Carlin:
Can you sketch already, please?

Carmen:
Girl, who wants to sketch? I just wanted to see you naked.

Ashley Davies:
It feels like everything is perfect again, doesn't it?

[Ashley leans forward to kiss Spencer again, but she pulls away]

Spencer Carlin:
No.

Ashley Davies:
No?

[Spencer sighs and turns away, looking down at the floor]

Ashley Davies:
What is it?

Spencer Carlin:
I was so in love with you, Ash.

Ashley Davies:
Was?

Spencer Carlin:
You broke my heart, Ash. When you and Aiden were at the prom...

Ashley Davies:
No, no... nothing happened between me and Aiden. I told you that.

Spencer Carlin:
It doesn't matter. When you were in Europe, you didn't even call me back for weeks. It was like out of sight, out of mind.

Ashley Davies:
No, God! That's not even...

Spencer Carlin:
My brother died, and you just... you just left!

Ashley Davies:
Look, I know that was stupid, I told you that, okay? I don't do death well, you know that! I swear every night I was away it was great because you were in my dreams. But every morning I woke up it sucked because you wouldn't be there. I know that sounds cliche, but it's true.

Spencer Carlin:
I hate that.

Ashley Davies:
[softly] I love you. [Raising her voice] Spencer, I love you!

Spencer Carlin:
It's not enough!

Ashley Davies:
What does that mean?

Spencer Carlin:
Look, I just can't be with you and commit to you and then have you pull away again.

Ashley Davies:
I'm not going to! And I want you and only you!

Spencer Carlin:
You don't know what you want.

Ashley Davies:
Stop it!

Spencer Carlin:
And I don't know if you'll ever know. And it's confusing... it's complicated... and it hurts way too much.

Ashley Davies:
Don't do this!

Spencer Carlin:
I'm sorry.

Ashley Davies:
I swear every night I was away was perfect because you were in my dreams. But every morning I woke up it sucked because you wouldn't be there. I know it sounds cliche but it's true.

Ashley Davies:
Ooh-Okay. Uhm, I'm never gonna stop trying.

Spencer Carlin:
Okay.

Ashley Davies:
You wanna know something about violence in school today? I think everything about life is violent. I think that people are constantly harsh to each other. I think that parents are horrible to their children. And people you love you crap on for no apparent reason. And you lose everything you ever had.

Arthur Carlin:
Did you wreck the car?

Glen Carlin:
No, I did not wreck the car!

Paula Carlin:
You didn't got fired from "Sports-Time" already, did you?

Glen Carlin:
What? NO!

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, my God. You're on drugs, again!

Glen Carlin:
That is not even funny!

Ashley Davies:
The night at the shooting - before my entire world fall apart - you told me I needed to choose between you and Aiden... Here I am... I choose you. I need you. Please tell me you need just a little bit, too.

Ashley Davies:
I don't know what happened between us. Okay, I do. I wasn't there for you, again. I wanted to be but I, I felt guilty and I didn't call because I still didn't know what to say. But I do know what to say now. The night of the shooting before our entire world fell apart you told me that I needed to choose between you and Aiden. Here I am, I choose you. I need you. Please tell me you need me just a little bit, too.

Spencer Carlin:
I was so in love with you, Ash.

Ashley Davies:
Was?

Spencer Carlin:
You broke my heart, Ash.

Ashley Davies:
I want you and only you.

Spencer Carlin:
You don't know what you want.

Ashley Davies:
Stop it.

Spencer Carlin:
And I don't know if you'll ever know. And it's too confusing and complicated and it hurts way too much.

Ashley Davies:
Don't do this!

Spencer Carlin:
I'm sorry.

Ashley Davies:
She broke up with me.

Aiden Dennison:
I'm sorry.

Ashley Davies:
No, you're not.

Aiden Dennison:
Fine, I'm not.

Chelsea Lewis:
Momma, needs peanut butter.

Ashley Davies:
I miss you.

Spencer Carlin:
Ash.

Ashley Davies:
I know were not together anymore.

Spencer Carlin:
No, were not. But I still like talking to you.

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, me too.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah, I gotta go. Some people still have this thing called 'school'. So I'm gonna crash.

Ashley Davies:
Yeah, I better get some sleep before I head off to Cabo.

Spencer Carlin:
G'night, Ash.

Ashley Davies:
[softly] Good night, Spence.

Ashley Davies:
[sipping on a smoothie] mmmhmmm... wat no smack?

Madison Duarte:
ooo... smoothies... what flavor did you get? lesbian lemon? queer kiwi? no boys-n-berry?

Ashley Davies:
No your favorite Bi-Polar bananana split.

Spencer Carlin:
Wow, those are so pretty, they look so cool, did it hurt? [referring to Kyla and Ashley's new tattoo's] .

Kyla Woods:
Oh, like hell.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey, Ash, maybe we should get one.

Ashley Davies:
I don't know Spence, if we get tired of each other, it won't wash off.

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, I didn't mean like get our names or anything.

Kyla Woods:
All right, I'll see you guys later.

Ashley Davies:
Lunch?

Kyla Woods:
Yes, lunch.

Ashley Davies:
You know what we could do do is we could get matching bracelets, jewelry hurts, a lot less, too.

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah I'm ah, down for anything that hurts less these days.

Ashley Davies:
Spence, wait Spencer.

Spencer Carlin:
Get away from me.

Ashley Davies:
- Stop. Could you at least talk to me?

Spencer Carlin:
I have nothing so say to you.

Ashley Davies:
Spencer, nothing happened.

Spencer Carlin:
Look I know what I saw and what I felt all along. Don't treat me like I'm stupid.

Ashley Davies:
I don't think you're stupid. I love you.

Spencer Carlin:
You're not allowed to say that to me right now, okay.

Ashley Davies:
Where are you even going?

Spencer Carlin:
Wherever you aren't.

Ashley Davies:
Spencer, please. [Spencer locks herself inside the bathroom stall] .

Spencer Carlin:
Look, I get that you guys are best friends and that you two feel like you need to be able to talk to him. [unlocks bathroom stall door and opens it] But don't you care that it hurts me? I mean what you have with him, is that more important to you than what you have with me?

Ashley Davies:
No. I'm sorry. It's just Aidens's already been there with me so it makes it easy when...

Spencer Carlin:
When what?

Ashley Davies:
When I wanna talk to him about us.

Spencer Carlin:
I just wish it was easy for you to come to me.

Ashley Davies:
Spencer, I never meant to hurt your feelings.

Spencer Carlin:
Then why do you? I don't want anymore drama.

Ashley Davies:
You know what I want? I want you to wear this. Give me your wrist. But you can only wear it for today because I want to take it and get it engraved.

Spencer Carlin:
That's sweet, with what?

Ashley Davies:
It's a surprise. [Spencer kisses Ashley on her cheek].

Spencer Carlin:
[Ashley and Spencer walk up to Madison] Hey Madison.

Ashley Davies:
[Ashley takes a sip of her smoothie] Mmmm.MmmmmMmmmm. What? No Slam?

Spencer Carlin:
[giggles]

Madison Duarte:
Oh smoothies, What flavor did you get? Lesbian lemon? Queer Kiwi? No boys n' berries?

Ashley Davies:
No, you're favorite. Bipolar Banana Split.

Spencer Carlin:
So Kyla told me how Aiden asked her to the prom, pretty romantic?

Ashley Davies:
Aiden will look for any excuse to take off his shirt.

Spencer Carlin:
Still, must be nice.

Ashley Davies:
I cant believe he even wants to go. Prom sucks.

Spencer Carlin:
So, no prom.

Ashley Davies:
No, ugh, I would much rather watch my mom practice her pole dancing lessons.

Spencer Carlin:
Um, listen Ashley, look, I think that we should stay here today because it's taquito Tuesday and it's like my favorite day of like the week, so if we could stay that'd be awesome. Oh my God, it must be that crazy little freshman that follows you around all the time. [Ashley's car is decorated with balloons and spray paint on the windshield that say's "Will u go 2 prom w/me?"] .

Ashley Davies:
Spencer you know dances and I don't mix.

Spencer Carlin:
I know. But I thought I could change that for you.

Ashley Davies:
Thanks anyways.

Spencer Carlin:
Yea. Well. we should probably get some paper towels so we can clean off your car.

Ashley Davies:
Oh, hey, can we stop by your locker real quick? I can't find my history book and I just wanted to borrow yours.

Spencer Carlin:
[gasps] [See's two dolls in her locker and behind them is a sign that says "Will u go 2 the stupid prom w/me?"] Ashley! Yes. I will go to the stupid prom with you! [start playing with the dolls] .

Spencer Carlin:
Hey! Watch it. Watch it!

Ashley Davies:
Uh, no to... 80's

Spencer Carlin:
I like that one.

Ashley Davies:
Oh my gosh, this one, looks nice brings out your eyes. I just wish your neckline was... what? This was my mom's. All gaudy and huge and too ugh. How did that get in there?

Spencer Carlin:
Oh my gosh, you had a lot of Barbies growing up didn't you?

Ashley Davies:
I did... but as soon as Malibu Barbie started datin' Cheer Barbie, I knew something was up.

Spencer Carlin:
[Spencer laughs] Mine were all headless and torched off in the basement somewhere, Glen's GI Joe's were very violent.

Ashley Davies:
I am so sorry Spencer.

Spencer Carlin:
That's nothing, you should have seen what he did to my Trolls. [puts tiara on Ashley's head] Oh my gosh. You look just like a princess.

Ashley Davies:
No, do not start singing. NO.

Spencer Carlin:
[singing] My princess.

Ashley Davies:
Spencer stop.

Madison Duarte:
Hurry up. Other girls wanna purge too. Wash your hands.

Ashley Davies:
Why, you're the one here with Glen.

Spencer Carlin:
Guys, not tonight, please.

Ashley Davies:
It's nice to see you're still a b*tch though.

Madison Duarte:
Whatever. But I gotta say, It was kinda nice not having to worry about the way I looked for a while... you know what I mean.

Spencer Carlin:
Hey, no, Look thanks for uh, coming with my brother.

Madison Duarte:
Yea, he's fun but it must be nice being here with someone you love.

Ashley Davies:
Yea, it is. We took a ton of grief from a lot of people, like you.

Madison Duarte:
Yeah, well I'm sorry about that.

Ashley Davies:
Thanks, me too. Okay let's just go before the "Hell Mouth" opens.

Madison Duarte:
[after seeing Ashley and Spencer walk out of a bathroom stall together] Wash your hands.

Spencer Carlin:
Miss Davies, may I please have this last dance? That is if Aiden will let you.

[Spencer looks at Ashley and Aiden confused]

Spencer Carlin:
Wait, what's, what's wrong?

Aiden Dennison:
Spencer, I'm sorry, I know you told me to back off.

Ashley Davies:
You did what? You had no right to do that.

[Spencer runs off and Ashley and Aiden run after her]

Ashley Davies:
Spencer! Will you slow down?

Spencer Carlin:
What?

Ashley Davies:
Would you at least talk to me,please!

Aiden Dennison:
Spencer, I'm sorry. Okay? If I could be with Kyla I would. But I just can't.

Spencer Carlin:
You already had your chance with Ashley.

Aiden Dennison:
It doesn't work that way, you can't just cut off who you love.

[Kyla walks up to Aiden, Ashley, and Spencer]

Spencer Carlin:
You love? Oh, please don't do this.

Ashley Davies:
No, just stop it, both of you. I decide who I love.

Spencer Carlin:
[shouting with Glen, Madison, Clay, Chelsea, and Sean also watching] Then just decide!

[Before Ashley answers, a car rolls up the street and its passengers lower the windows]

Boz:
Gun!

[the people in the car start firing at the crowd. Spencer, Kyla, Ashley, Aiden, Glen, Madison, Clay, Chelsea, Boz and the rest of the crowd duck and run for cover]

Ashley Davies:
Aiden!

[Ashley screams as Aiden pulls her, Kyla, and Spencer, to the ground for cover using his body as a shield]

Madison Duarte:
What are you doing here? 'Cause I know you're not here supporting the Cobras.

Ashley Davies:
Ah, you got me! I'm here for the wet t-shirt contest, but I have to say, I'm so dissapointed.

Madison Duarte:
[to Aiden] When you're through ogling the gay box, move the car into the lot. [to Ashley] Oh, and don't worry, we're not going to scratch it. We wouldn't want you to ask Mommie and Daddy to fix it. That would mean they'd have to care.

Aiden Dennison:
What'll it be? Wash and wax? Clean your leather, shine your rims?

Ashley Davies:
Is that code for something? Because I already told you, you're not my type anymore.

Spencer Carlin:
I'm glad you came back tonight. I couldn't handle another night without talking to you.

Ashley Davies:
Me too. I love... [pause] these brownies. [as if she was going to tell Spencer she loved her]

Aiden Dennison:
So, what's on the books for this weekend?

Spencer Carlin:
Nothing thrilling.

Aiden Dennison:
You don't have a wet and wild plan to conquer West Hollywood with Ashley?

Spencer Carlin:
Nooo... not yet...

Ashley Davies:
I want you... But I don't want to hurt you.

Spencer Carlin:
I can take care of myself... and with some left over to take care of you. [they both smile]

Aiden Dennison:
[walks up to the table with there drinks] Who had the club soda? Okay, I'll just talk to myself, maybe meet two new girls to get messed up in the head with.

Spencer Carlin:
What is up with you, Ashley? Look sometimes you're pulling me close to you and then I try to take a step towards you and close up and move away.

Aiden Dennison:
[agreeing with Spencer] Exactly.

Spencer Carlin:
Can you give us a minute?

Aiden Dennison:
Sure. I'll be right over here if either one of you guys decide to, uh, straighten up.

Ashley Davies:
[sarcastically] Cute. Do you want that life? Stupid little comments about what you are and how you feel? So I learned to laugh most things off, because it hurts too much to do anything else.

Spencer Carlin:
Look, you know what? I cant just be your friend Ashley. It has to be more than that, or I'm out of your life. I need to figure out mine. [Spencer walks away from the table she is sitting at with Ashley] .

Arthur Carlin:
Hey, it's good to see you, Ashley.

Ashley Davies:
Nice to see you too, Mr.C. [Ashley and Spencer walk into the living roon and sit down on the couch] .

Spencer Carlin:
So?

Ashley Davies:
So... I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the "come here, go away" trip I've been putting you through.

Spencer Carlin:
Okay... why would you do that?

Ashley Davies:
Because I want you. And I don't want to hurt you.

Spencer Carlin:
I can take care of myself. And with some left over to take care of you.

Ashley Davies:
Come to my place tonight. Mom's going to be in La Costa for a couple of days.

Spencer Carlin:
Okay... [Ashley and Spencer smile at each other] .

Ashley Davies:
Are you okay?

Spencer Carlin:
Yeah... are you?

Ashley Davies:
[groans as she sits up] Last night was rough. You came to take care of me?

Spencer Carlin:
Was there an option?

Ashley Davies:
Yeah. The one most people do when they're around me... leave.

Spencer Carlin:
No way. Then life would be just too predictable.

Ashley Davies:
How do I look?

Spencer Carlin:
Good...

Ashley Davies:
You suck at lying. [Spencer laughs] . But I'm glad you try.

Christine Davies:
Rise and shine darling... I'm heading out for the day, and I might not be home tonight. Really, Ashley I tolerate your playmates, but do they have to be here in the morning?

Spencer Carlin:
Oh, I'm sorry. I just fell asleep.

Ashley Davies:
You remember my friend Spencer. Right Mom?

Christine Davies:
Right. Look , honey I can't leave you if you insist on bringing home this kind of..."friend".

Spencer Carlin:
Actually, I just came to take care of her.

Christine Davies:
And I'm sure you did that very well.

Ashley Davies:
Mom, can you please just try to be nice?

Christine Davies:
Oh, I have been. To Paige who stole my credit cards. To Elizabeth, who passed out eating my Valium. And then there was the one with the piercings, she just moved in and we had to have the help get rid of her. Here this ought to cover you until I get home. Ciao.

Ashley Davies:
I'm sorry.

Spencer Carlin:
Is this how it is every morning?

Ashley Davies:
No. That only happens once a month... when I see her.

Spencer Carlin:
Did you really sleep with all those girls?

Ashley Davies:
Those are just the ones she found out about. [sees Spencer sigh sadly]. None of them meant anything.

Spencer Carlin:
And that makes it better?