Southland2009

Motorist:
[Motorist is being pulled over by Cooper and Tang for dropping a banana peel out his car window onto the road] What did I do?

Officer John Cooper:
Licence and registration please. You were splitting lanes. Sir, you can't eat breakfast behind the wheel.

Motorist:
I'm late for work. What am I supposed to do, just pull over?

Officer John Cooper:
I'm also citing you for littering.

Motorist:
A banana?

Officer John Cooper:
That's right.

Motorist:
It's biodegradable.

Officer John Cooper:
So why don't I come on over to your house and take a sh*t on your pillow. Would that be okay, since it's biodegradable?

Motorist:
[Hands over licence and registration to Cooper] Okay. Listen. Here. You know, I'm not the bad guy.

Officer Jessica Tang:
A banana?

Officer John Cooper:
An a**hole with a small carbon footprint is still an a**hole.