Motorist: [Motorist is being pulled over by Cooper and Tang for dropping a banana peel out his car window onto the road] What did I do?Officer John Cooper: Licence and registration please. You were splitting lanes. Sir, you can't eat breakfast behind the wheel.Motorist: I'm late for work. What am I supposed to do, just pull over?Officer John Cooper: I'm also citing you for littering.Motorist: A banana?Officer John Cooper: That's right.Motorist: It's biodegradable.Officer John Cooper: So why don't I come on over to your house and take a shit on your pillow. Would that be okay, since it's biodegradable?Motorist: [Hands over licence and registration to Cooper] Okay. Listen. Here. You know, I'm not the bad guy.Officer Jessica Tang: A banana?Officer John Cooper: An asshole with a small carbon footprint is still an asshole.
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