Space Ghost Coast to Coast1994

Space Ghost:
Hey, have you heard my famous story?

[beat]

Space Ghost:
It starts in a couple of minutes.

[beat]

Space Ghost:
Beat. A long beat.

Dennis Miller:
[laughing] C'mon, what, do you need an edit point, Space Ghost?

Space Ghost:
The race war had begun.

[cartoon stock footage of missiles and robots appears]

Space Ghost:
Machines were building robot babies to replace other babies. Everyone knows what happened next.

[cartoon stock footage of surfing teens]

Space Ghost:
The end!

Dennis Miller:
[laughs]

Space Ghost:
Written by Space Ghost! Robots by ILM... and Space Ghost!

[beat]

Space Ghost:
George Lucas by Space Ghost! House lights up, people leave theater. Trash... everywhere.