Space Ghost Coast to Coast1994

Zorak:
I am becoming...

Announcer:
Meanwhile, at the bandstand, a hideous mutation rears its ugly head. So hideous, that it must be...

[a big "CENSORED" appears over a black screen]

Announcer:
...censored.

Zorak:
[explosion, Zorak is now in a Batman suit] I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis!

Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal:
Ahhh!

[shoots Batmantis]

Zorak:
Wait!

["BLAP!"]

Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal:
Oh, it's you! Good costume. Look! Shoot a ray, and you get a word.

[shoots with an "OBVIOUS PARODY!"]

Zorak:
Shoot an adjective.

["INSIPID!"]

Zorak:
Shoot a proper noun!

["KENNY ROGERS!"]

Zorak:
Shoot the theory of evolution!

["The Theory of Evolution is derived from the writings of one Charles "Chuck" Darwin, an 18th century physicist and poet. Darwin's Theory is that the fittest or most adaptable member of any given species will survive. This is quite unusual as Chuck was a pasty and sickly boy, prone to long hospital stays due to infectious bouts with everything from pneumonia to paper cuts. How odd it is then that the man who originated this theorem was himself a very poor example of any lifeform, let alone his own species. By his very existence Darwin disproved the theory he dedicated his life to, and was summarily discharged from the Royal and Ancient Order of Scientists and Other Odd Fellowes. He ended up a destitute after residing in burrowed out holes in the streets of his beloved England, not unlike the moles he once studied."]