Space Ghost Coast to Coast1994

Moltar:
Your wife's on the phone again.

Space Ghost:
Uh, tell her I exploded and tell her it was very sad and that the last thing I said was "make sure my wife moves out of my condo."

Moltar:
She says it's an emergency.

Space Ghost:
Emergency? Patch her through.

[Bj?rk is patched through]

Bj?rk:
I have to go to the toilet.

Space Ghost:
You remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right?

Bj?rk:
I think so.

Space Ghost:
And remember how angry I got.

Bj?rk:
It smells like bad eggs.

Space Ghost:
Because that's what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you've been urinating on.

Bj?rk:
Yeah?

Space Ghost:
Oh-oh, and as long as I've got you here: tell that French DJ, Tricky, to move out!

Bj?rk:
What's his name again?

Space Ghost:
I don't know, he's your damned friend.

Bj?rk:
And I would love to introduce you to him.

Space Ghost:
I've met him. He's living on our couch with the urine. And tell him to stop letting in strangers to listen to his new beats.

Bj?rk:
It makes all the children happy.

Space Ghost:
Honey, those aren't children... they're packets of cream cheese.

Bj?rk:
Sometimes I can't separate between the two, do you know that?

Space Ghost:
Yeah. I wish I had known that when we were just dating.

Bj?rk:
You have a mask, has anybody told - ?

Space Ghost:
Uh, honey? I buried a present for you out in the yard.

Bj?rk:
Yeah?

Space Ghost:
Yeah... why don't you go dig it up?