Space Patrol1950

[last lines]

Cadet Happy:
I can write down any number you can say.

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
Is that a promise?

Cadet Happy:
Sure! Try me.

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
All right - one million.

Cadet Happy:
Simple. That's one with one, two, three, four, five, six zeros after it.

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
One billion.

Cadet Happy:
You just add three more zeros.

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
One google.

Cadet Happy:
That's easy, you just add... One what sir?

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
A google. That's a one with a million zeros after it.

Cadet Happy:
Oh yeah, yeah... But Major!

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
You promised.

Cadet Happy:
Oh yeah, but that'll take me a week, sir!

Maj. Robbie Robertson:
Oh, not quite, Happy. At two zeros a second, 24 hours a day, it'll take you six days.

Cadet Happy:
Six days? Major... Oh, well.

[Happy begins writing zeros on the blackboard]