Spin City1996

James Hobert:
[Stuart comes into work all beaten up] Gees Stuart, what happen to you.

Stuart Bondek:
Remember that woman I have been seeing, the one married to the bouncer. Last night when I went home he was waiting for me. I have no idea how he found out.

James Hobert:
[James and Paul start to sn*gger] Do you want to know how he found out?

Paul Lassiter:
[Now laughing] We Told him! GOTCHA!

Stuart Bondek:
That's not a practical joke, you idiots. I'm really hurt I may have a concussion.

James Hobert:
[James and Paul laughing hysterically] Yes! SCORE!

Paul Lassiter:
[still laughing] And that's not all, we also called your mother.

Stuart Bondek:
You told my mother I was sleeping with a married woman?

Paul Lassiter:
[laughing] We told her you we DEAD!

Stuart Bondek:
You guys are crazy. I've got to go see my mother.

James Hobert:
[still laughing and giving high fives] WE RULE!

Stuart Bondek:
[offstage and hearing a dog bark] Hey, down boy. I don't have any drugs on me.

Paul Lassiter:
[crying laughing] Thanks what you think!