SpongeBob SquarePants1999

[SpongeBob falls down the stairs into the living room]

Gary:
[apathetically] Meow...

SpongeBob:
[gasps in anger] Gary! Squidward is not a freeloader, and he would never take advantage of me!

Narrator:
Three weeks later...

SpongeBob:
[exhausted] He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.

[falls down]

Narrator:
Many months later...

SpongeBob:
[totally exhausted] I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.

[falls down again]

New Narrator:
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.

[SpongeBob crawls into the living room now exhausted than ever]

Gary:
[annoyed] Meow, meow, meow!

SpongeBob:
[furious] I know he's still isn't looking for work! Don't rub it in!!