SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Squidward:
I spent the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous things because you were supposed to explode!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
You want me to explode?

Squidward:
Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Uh, okay, I'll try. Nnggg... GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

[laughs]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Your turn, Squidward!

Squidward:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[clapping] Whoa, good one.

Squidward:
No! I mean you're supposed to explode into a million pieces!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Why would I do that?

Squidward:
Because the pie you ate was a bomb!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What pie?

Squidward:
The pie I left on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! THAT pie!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Pie... Oh! You mean this pie!

[takes the pie-bomb out of his pocket]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share! Let's eat!

[he trips on a pebble, the pie flies into Squidward's face and explodes]

Squidward:
Ow.