SpongeBob SquarePants1999

[much to Squidward's annoyance, "Fab and Fancy" has been cancelled in favor of "The Guitar Lord"]

Zeus:
Hey. I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I would want a really killer one like this! [pulls out a paper, showing a red guitar]

Squidward:
[scoffs, upset] He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage!

Zeus:
[shows his phone number: "1-32G-LORD"] So, here's my number if you want to talk about... [phone rings] Hello?

Squidward:
[angrily] Where is my "Fab and Fancy"?

Zeus:
Your... what?

Squidward:
I'm quite certain you wouldn't know culture if it bit you on the guitar!

Zeus:
Uh... hummm... I don't have a guitar.

Squidward:
Do they just give a show to just anybody over there?

Zeus:
Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday.

Squidward:
[surprised] Really?

Zeus:
Yeah. I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know, whatever. I guess a TV show is cool.

Squidward:
It's that easy? [hangs up phone and dials a number] Hello? Bikini Bottom Public Access? [excitedly] Give me a TV show! Give me a TV show! I want a show!