Stagecoach West1960

[Mingo has arranged for a tombstone with the local undertaker]

Undertaker:
Oh, Mister...

Mingo:
Mingo's the name.

Undertaker:
Mister Mingo... I think you've made a mistake. You have the date wrong. This is June the Eighteenth. That's three days from now.

Mingo:
I didn't make any mistake. That's the correct date of the death.