Star Trek: The Next Generation

Star Trek: The Next Generation1987

Stars: Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, LeVar Burton, Marina Sirtis
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 44 minutes

Featuring a bigger and better USS Enterprise, this series is set 78 years after the original series -- in the 24th century. Instead of Capt. James Kirk, a less volatile and more mature Capt. Jean-Luc Picard heads the crew of various humans and alien… more »



[from Riker's joke as told by him to the officers on the bridge, and enhanced with the scripted version]

Commander William T. Riker:
...He still won't talk. So they put the count's head on the chopping block. "One more chance", says the queen. "No", says the count. Then, just as the headsman swings the axe and the blade is about to fall, the count says, "Wait, wait! I'll talk!" But too late. And the moral to the story? Never hatchet your counts before they chicken.

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