Star Trek: Voyager1995

[first lines]

Tom Paris:
All right, all right, hold on - if you were married in 2304 and your daughter was conceived during your eleventh pon farr, that would make you... 162 years old.

Tuvok:
Incorrect.

Harry Kim:
Come on, Tom, the man's not a day over 140. We know you were at least 100 when you joined Starfleet the second time, so I'm guessing you're around... 133?

Tuvok:
Also incorrect. I'm afraid you both lack sufficient data to reach a logical conclusion.

Tom Paris:
Come on, Tuvok, tell us.

Tuvok:
I see no reason to enlighten you.

Harry Kim:
Don't tell me Vulcans are embarrassed about their age.

Tuvok:
On the contrary. We value the wisdom that comes with advancing years.

Tom Paris:
In that case, how *wise* are you?

Tuvok:
Wise enough to end this inquiry.