Stargate SG-11997

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[re: the number of mission files] No, I'm pretty sure it's 1,263. Pretty sure I've read all the files recently.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Actually, you haven't read 30185.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
30185. What's that?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
We can't tell you.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
What do you mean, you can't tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind. What is 30185?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
We were sworn to secrecy.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Why even mention it to me if you're not gonna tell me what it is?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Sorry.

Vala Mal Doran:
Can you tell me?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Oh yeah, we can tell you.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Well, it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Well that can't have anything to do with me. I wasn't born until a year later!

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Actually, it was *nine months* before he was born.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[taken aback] What?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
You hafta remember, it was the sixties.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
C'mon. You have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Jack. O'Neill?

Teal'c:
Indeed.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you thought you weren't going to get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?

Vala Mal Doran:
[Giggles] Wait, are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
-my daddy?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
It's all stating to make sense now, isn't it?

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Oh, I'm being punk'd, aren't I?