Stargate SG-11997

Vala Mal Doran:
I never killed anyone, I never tortured them, I was a wonderful god. Just ask them.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
I think we will.

Vala Mal Doran:
Why? You don't believe me?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
That and I'm not totally convinced they're ultimately going to follow your command, not should that be the only reason they don't follow the Priors.

Vala Mal Doran:
I am still supposed to be their god. I can't exactly go out there and ask them if they're going to listen to me.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
I wasn't expecting you to.

Vala Mal Doran:
What makes you think they're going to tell you the truth? You're supposed to be my faithful servant.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Then I'll sort of explain we're not so faithful as you like to believe and if necessary I'll also tell them we're plotting to kill you.

Vala Mal Doran:
I have heard better plans.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
I kinda like it.

Vala Mal Doran:
Shut up!