Stargate SG-11997

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Sir, I wanted to talk to you about...

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Carter.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
We haven't heard from him in a week.

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Doesn't mean anything.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Sir, we know he was captured by replicators. Chances are, he was on board a replicator ship when it disintegrated.

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
All we know for sure is that he's missing.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Sooner or later...

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Forget it! I'm not fallin' for it this time.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Falling for it?

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill:
Yeah. How many times have you thought he was gone, and then he shows up... in one form or another? I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead. [to the air] You hear that? I'm not buyin' it! [turns back to Carter who is staring at him] What? He's just waitin' for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing ya know, he'll come waltzin' through that door, like, right now. [they look at the door] Waltzing... now...