Stargate: Atlantis2004

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter:
The way I see it, you're scared. You're a little panicked, you're a lot lonely. You knew you could use some help, so your subconscious is manifesting the one person you know is smarter than you.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Oh, I don't think so!

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter:
Oh, don't start with me, McKay!

Dr. Rodney McKay:
You are very clever, I will even give you brilliant; but there is brilliant, and then there's me.

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter:
Every time we've worked together you've been wrong and I've been right.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Even if that were true, and no-one is saying that it is, the fact that you could assert...

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter:
Why else would I be here?

Dr. Rodney McKay:
I don't know. Maybe one last romp before I die?

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter:
One last romp? Please, we never...

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Okay, one first romp but it's romping that comes to mind, not your brains, blondie. Now you've got to admit I am a handsome man...

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter:
You're essentially arguing with yourself.