Stargate: Atlantis2004

Maj. John Sheppard:
It almost smells like I'm on vacation.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
[putting on sunscreen lotion] Could it be the simulated tropical aroma of cocoa butter?

Maj. John Sheppard:
Strong enough for anyone within five miles to smell you.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Like they haven't been tipped off by the Aqua Velva.

Maj. John Sheppard:
It's dark.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Yeah, well the sun will be up in 2 hours, 43 minutes and... 10 seconds.

Maj. John Sheppard:
It's raining.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
So we'll be cold and miserable. Look, the cloud cover will depreciate a small percentage of UV rays but 95 per cent of deadly is still deadly.

Major Lorne:
Dr Parrish said a day or two of exposure wasn't going to kill us.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
And Dr Parrish has a PhD in what? Right, botany!