Stargate: Atlantis2004

Dr. Rodney McKay:
I think in the grand scheme of things, we're... we're good, aren't we?

Lt... Colonel John Sheppard:
Of course.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Right. Look, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to read my eulogy.

Lt... Colonel John Sheppard:
I *refuse* to discuss that.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Just keep it simple. Um, make up a few nice things. I'd like my little sister to be there... and, oh, you should know that I told Beckett that he should most definitely do a full autopsy. He can use my body for any kind of experimentation that might prove helpful, and, uh... Oh, and I'd like to be cremated, with my ashes to be, uh... thrown out into space from the Jumper...

Lt... Colonel John Sheppard:
[Rodney collapses] Rodney... Rodney!