Between Iraq and a Hard Place2003

John Fortune:
So does Saddam have these weapons? We know he used to have enough to kill the world's population 4 times over. We know that because we sold him quite a lot of it. The last team of UN Inspectors claimed they destroyed 95% of Saddam's weapons.

Rory Bremner:
During those inspections Saddam used every trick in the book, including moving biological weapons material around in a fleet of red and white vans, on which he painted "Tip Top Ice Cream Company".

John Bird:
I'll have two "99's", a botulism ripple and er, a smallpox wafer.