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David:
Oh, my God! You just shot the mountain man!

Michael:
I thought it was a turkey, I swear to God!

Michael:
What are we gonna do?

David:
Call Marcus.

Michael:
Yeah, call Marcus.

Michael:
Who's Marcus?

Michael:
I don't know, I don't know!

Michael:
Hey guys, he's still alive!

Michael:
[Michael Ian Black shoots Mountain Man] Why did you do that!

Michael:
It was either him or us, Mike!

Michael:
What are you talking about?

David:
You guys, we have to call the cops!

Michael:
No cops, Dave... not on this one!

David:
What are you talking about? We have to call the cops!

Michael:
[points gun at David] I said no cops!

Michael:
Hey, don't do anything stupid, Mikey [points gun at Michael Ian Black]

David:
Put the gun down, Mike! [points gun at Showalter]

Michael:
Why are you pointing the gun at me, David? I am trying to help you!

David:
I know? it's weird.

Michael:
Put it down... Put it down... Put the gun down.

David:
Come on! Put the gun down now, Guy, you put it down!

Michael:
2? 3? Now, what are we gonna do? [all three throw guns down]

David:
Without the Mountain Man we are totally lost!

Michael:
How are we going to survive? We're stuck in these woods with nothing to eat!

Michael:
[looks at Mountain Man's dead body] I have an idea...