Stella2005

David:
$98 for new swim flippers? What was wrong with the swim flippers you got last summer?

Michael:
Look at them, David! I'd be the laughingstock of the Aquatics Center! They're hopelessly out of fashion!

Michael:
They are, David. Besides, what are you, beyond reproach? I mean what about all that surgical gauze you bought?

David:
That was for my appendectomy, Michael.

Michael:
Daivd, that appendectomy was cosmetic and you know it.

David:
It was not.

Michael:
Was too!

David:
Was not!

Michael:
Was too!

David:
Was not!

Michael:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear!

David:
Was he?!

Michael:
...I dunno!

David:
[murmurs and peers at Michael]

Michael:
You guys, while you were arguing I coming up with a list of ideas about how we can save some money.

Michael:
I'll be the judge of that...

Michael:
[takes the list]

Michael:
[shaking his head] No. No. No. No.