Still Standing2002

Judy Miller:
I've done six loads of laundry and worked all day - I'm exhausted. All Bill has to do is pick up dinner on his way home.

Gary Maddox:
Well, that sounds fair.

Judy Miller:
You would think so, except when he walks in the door he's carrying one burger - for himself. Said he didn't realize that I meant for me and the kids, too.

Gary Maddox:
My God, if I did that, my wife would crack open my skull and fry my brains for dinner.

Judy Miller:
Not an option with Bill: We'd still be hungry.