Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip2006

[looking at a plastic Santa Claus with his right hand raised]

Matt Albie:
What's he doing?

Cal Shanley:
There are gonna be reindeer up in the balcony; he's waving at them.

Matt Albie:
He's giving the Nazi salute!

Cal Shanley:
Nah, he's waving at the reindeer.

Matt Albie:
Why wouldn't the reindeer be with him?

Cal Shanley:
Well, when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt...

Matt Albie:
Alright, let's set logistics aside. He's saying, "Heil, Hitler."

Cal Shanley:
I think you're reading too much into it.

Matt Albie:
He's giving the Nazi salute.

Cal Shanley:
[pause] Well, now that you've said it, that's all I can see.

Matt Albie:
It's all anybody can see.

Cal Shanley:
He's got the crazy eyes too, doesn't he?

Matt Albie:
Yeah.

Cal Shanley:
LET'S GET RID OF DEMENTED SANTA CLAUS!