Suits2011

Louis Litt:
Bran bars are forbidden to first years.

Mike Ross:
Since when?

Louis Litt:
Since two seconds ago. Order of the quartermaster, who is no longer speaking with you. Rachel. Can you please instruct the associate to your right to pass the nondairy creamer?

Mike Ross:
Louis, as I have been trying to tell you in person, and in the note I left, and in your voice mail, I'm sorry.

Louis Litt:
[Ignores him] Do you know what nondairy creamer is, Rachel?

Rachel Zane:
Uh...

Louis Litt:
It's a metaphor. The first sip, you think it's real, you know? After all, it wants you to believe that it's genuine and it's good, and it's gonna deliver on its promise. But then with time, you realize that it's just a concoction of chemicals that's designed to disguise the truth that it's actually full of sh*t.

Rachel Zane:
Then why are you drinking it?

Louis Litt:
...I'm lactose intolerant.