Sunday Night Heat1998

The Rock:
Finally, The Rock has come back to Indianapolis!

[the audience cheers]

The Rock:
Triple H, let The Rock understand this for a second... last week on Raw, he beat your ass in a cage match and now this week, you're the number one contender for the WWF title? Well, The Rock realizes why that is: 'cause you got a three foot nose, you turn it sideways, and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

[the audience pops]

The Rock:
Triple H, The Rock says at this pay-per-view, Fully Loaded, number one contender or no number one contender, The Rock is gonna do to you exactly what he does best, and that's lay the smackdown on your candy ass!

[the audience pops again]

The Rock:
Now, on to "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn.

[the audience boos]

The Rock:
The Rock understands what took place. The night you won King of the Ring, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and you said a prayer, and it sounded like this: "Oh dear God... you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring, but there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that I" ABSOLUTELY SUCK!

[the audience pops]

The Rock:
And then at that point, Billy, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said this: Bob... "But my name's Billy!" IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

[the audience cheers and applauds]

The Rock:
"You are absolutely right. You *do* suck. But there is one thing, and one thing only, you can do: you must go find the man who is simply electrifying."

[the audience pops]

The Rock:
"You must go find The Rock." Oh, but God, anybody but The Ro- "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

[the audience cheers again]

The Rock:
And then, Billy, as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek, and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted, the heavens opened and what seemed like millions...

[the audience chants "And millions"]

The Rock:
...of voices all said to you in unison "Jabroni." IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock... is cooking!