Super Gran1985

P.O.W.:
Oh excuse me, old love. Is this by any chance Blighty?

The Scunner Campbell:
What?

P.O.W.:
Began tunneling out of Stalag Luftwaffe over 40 years ago.

The Scunner Campbell:
Good grief!

P.O.W.:
Oh yeah, first we tunneled under Belgium, then we tunneled under France, now we're looking for the White Cliffs of Dover.

The Scunner Campbell:
Yes well, I think you'd better go back to your mummy.

[pushes him back down the tunnel]