Supernatural2005

Dean Winchester:
Okay, Gabriel. How does an Archangel become a trickster?

Trickster:
My own, private, witness protection. I skipped outta Heaven, had a face transplant, carved out my own little corner of the world. 'Til you two screwed it all up.

Dean Winchester:
And what'd Daddy say when you ran off and joined the pagans?

Trickster:
Daddy doesn't say anything about anything.

Sam Winchester:
Then what happened? Why'd you ditch?

Dean Winchester:
Well do you blame him? I mean his brothers are heavy-weight douche-nozzles.

Trickster:
[furious] Shut your cake-hole. You don't know anything about my family. I *loved* my father, and my brothers. Loved them! But watching them turn on each other? Tear at each other's throats? I couldn't bear it! Okay? So I left. And now it's happening all over again.

Sam Winchester:
Then help us stop it!

Trickster:
It can't be stopped!

Dean Winchester:
You want to see the end of the world?

Trickster:
I want it to be *over*! I have to sit back and watch my brothers kill each other, thanks to you two! Heaven, Hell, I don't care who wins! I just want it to be over!

Sam Winchester:
It doesn't have to be like that! There has to be some way to, to pull the plug!

Trickster:
[laughing] Oh-ho-ho-ho, you do *not* know my family. What you guys call the Apocalypse, I used to call Sunday dinner! That's why there's no stopping this. Because this isn't about a war, it's about two brothers who loved each other, and *betrayed* each other! You think you'd be able to relate!

Sam Winchester:
[confused] What're you talkin' about?

Trickster:
[looks from one to the other, whistles] You sorry sonsabitches. Why do you think you two are the vessels? Think about it! Michael, the big brother, loyal to an absent father. And Lucifer, the little brother, rebellious of Daddy's plan. You were born to this, boys. It's your destiny! It was *always* you! As it is in Heaven, so it must be on Earth! One brother has to kill the other.

Dean Winchester:
So what the hell are you saying?

Trickster:
Why do you think I've always taken such an interest in you? Because from the moment Dad flipped on the lights around here, we knew it was all gonna end with you. Always.

Dean Winchester:
No. That's not gonna happen.

Trickster:
[sadly] I'm sorry. But it is. Guys. I wish this were a TV show. Easy answers, endings wrapped up in a bow. But this is real. And it's gonna end bloody for all of us. That's just how it's gotta be.