Supernatural2005

Dean Winchester:
You can save the humble-pie Jesus routine for somebody who gives a damn.

Metatron:
The problem with you, Dean, is the cynicism. Always with the cynicism. But most people - even the real belly crawlers living in filth... or Brentwood... they don't want to be cynical. They just want something to believe in.

Dean Winchester:
And that'd be you.

Metatron:
Why not me?

Dean Winchester:
You've been working those people outside, for what, a day? They've already spilled blood in your name. You were nothing but Bernie Madoff with wings.

Metatron:
So I'm a fake. Do you have any idea how much pan-cake makeup and soft lighting it took to get God to work a rope-line? He hated it. And, you know, humans sense that. So they prayed harder and longer and fought more wars in His name. And for what? So they could die of malaria? Leukemia? And all the while, blaming themselves! "Oh, if only I had been more prayerful. God would have loved me. God would have saved me." You know what? God didn't even know their name! But I do. Because I've walked among them. And I can save them.

Dean Winchester:
Sure, you can. So long as your mug is in every Bible and "What Would Metatron Do?" is on every bumper.

Metatron:
What, are you blaming me for giving them for what they want, giving them a brand they can believe in?

Dean Winchester:
I'm blaming you for Kevin! I'm blaming you for taking Cass' grace. Hell, I'm blaming you for the Cubs not a winning a World Series in the last 100 freaking years. Whatever it is... I'm blaming you.

Metatron:
The First Blade. Nasty piece of work, isn't she? Okay, let's say you win, Dean, and I die. What's the world left with then, hmm? A herd of panty-wasted angels and you? Half out of your mind with lord knows what pumping through those veins?

Dean Winchester:
Yeah, you said, the only thing you said that went into my ear was that you die.

Metatron:
Ohh. Fine. We'll fight. I don't know what you expect is gonna come of all this. Unless... that's why you're stalling. Because you know nothing's gonna come of this unless your pal's succeed upstairs. Well, here's a news flash - Humpty and Dumpty are starring in their very own version of "Locked Up Abroad: Heaven" right now.

[Dean takes a swing of the blade, Metratron stops him in mid-swing, Dean then punches him]

Metatron:
Wow, that big blade and that... douchey tribal tat sure gave you some super juice. Whoo! Okay.