Supernatural2005

Castiel:
[entering the abandoned house after summoning Raphael] Dean, wait. [He steps in front of Dean; Raphael appears with wings of lightning, the lights explode]

Raphael:
Castiel.

Castiel:
Raphael.

Dean Winchester:
Oh, you know, I thought you were supposed to be impressive. All you do is black out the room?

Raphael:
And the eastern seaboard. [to Castiel] It is a testament to my unending mercy that I do not smite you here and now.

Dean Winchester:
Or maybe you're full of crap. Maybe you're afraid that God'll bring Cas back to life again, and smite *you*, you candy-ass skirt. By the way, hi, I'm Dean.

Raphael:
I know who you are. And now thanks to him, I know *where* you are.

Castiel:
You won't kill him. You wouldn't dare.

Raphael:
But I will take him to Michael.

Dean Winchester:
[going to get a beer from the cooler] Well that sounds terrifying. It does. But, uh, I hate to tell ya, I'm not goin' anywhere with you. [turns his back and takes a sip]

Raphael:
Surely you remember Zachariah giving you stomach cancer? [a slight nervousness crosses Dean's face, but he turns back to Raphael, all swagger]

Dean Winchester:
Yeah, that was, that was hilarious.

Raphael:
Yes, well, he doesn't have anything close to my *imagination*.

Dean Winchester:
Oh yeah? [Raphael advances on him, Dean glances at the floor, then at Cas] I'll bet you didn't imagine one thing.

Raphael:
[threatening] What?

Dean Winchester:
We knew you were coming, you stupid sonofabitch. [he flicks his lighter and drops it on the circle of oil Raphael just walked into; flame surrounds the archangel; Raphael glares at Dean] Don't look at me, it was his idea! [Castiel gives him a look]

Castiel:
[to Raphael] Where is he?

Raphael:
God. [Cas nods] Didn't you hear? He's dead, Castiel. Dead.