Supernatural2005

Sam Winchester:
I see. I got it. [talking to Ezra, an angel they're questioning] So, you heard a rumor about Metatron's secret portal [using air quotes] and you decided to run with it.

Ezra:
It's not a rumor. He showed me.

Dean Winchester:
Oh. I get it. He's a fan.

Sam Winchester:
A fan. Yeah.

Dean Winchester:
You're a fan! Look, just cuz you're hot for Metatron... or Beiber... or Beckham, just cuz you know everything about them doesn't mean that you actually *know* them.

Sam Winchester:
Or that they even know you exist.

Dean Winchester:
Ohhhh, that's cold, Sammy. [smiling]

Sam Winchester:
I'm sayin', man.

Ezra:
I was interviewed personally by Metatron for a key post.

Sam Winchester:
Yeah? Oh wow, well then- then maybe... you can tell me why you weren't at your key post and you were hanging down here instead. [long silence]

Dean Winchester:
Mmmm. Well, that blows. He got passed over.

Sam Winchester:
[exaggerated grimace] Yeah.

Ezra:
I was a finalist.

Sam Winchester:
[Expressing false sympathy] Oh, man, to get so close and then get kicked downstairs. It sucks to be you. [Dean whistles]