Supernatural2005

Crowley:
Did you really think you could kidnap the King of Hell and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?

Abaddon:
[flicks open the doors and walks in] Hello, boys.

Crowley:
That's *my* line. Abaddon? They told me you were dead.

Abaddon:
So not.

Crowley:
And the rest of the calvary?

Abaddon:
Oh no, it's just little old unkillable me.

[Sam grabs his gun, but Abaddon flicks him into the wall, throwing off the aim of his shot and losing his gun]

Crowley:
Brilliant! Why send in a few grunts when you can send in a knight! Say your prayers, Moose!

[Abaddon flicks Sam out the stained glass window]

Crowley:
[smiling] That'll do. Undo these. I'll kill him myself.

[Abaddon slowly walks around to stand in front of Crowley. Under her leather jacket, she's wearing a T-shirt reading "The Devil made me do it."]

Abaddon:
That was an order, was it?

Crowley:
I am your king.

Abaddon:
About that...

[Abaddon starts striking Crowley hard in the face]

Abaddon:
Do you know what I find the most shocking about time-traveling through a closet and landing in the year 2013?

[Abaddon connects three more punches, knocking Crowley over in his chair]

Crowley:
Aah!

Abaddon:
Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the King of Hell.