Supernatural2005

[Sam and Dean are posing as brothers Alex and Edward Van Halen]

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
You were referred to me by a Dr. Babar in Chicago.

Dean Winchester:
That's right.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
Isn't there a... children's book about an elephant named Babar?

Dean Winchester:
I don't know. I don't have any elephant books. Look, Doctor, I-I think the doc was in over his head on this one 'cause my brother's, uh...

Dean Winchester:
[pauses, then spins his finger around his ear and makes the "cuckoo" whistle]

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
Okay, fine. Thank you, That- that's really not necessary.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
[to Sam] Why don't *you* tell me how you're feeling, Alex.

Sam Winchester:
I'm fine.

Sam Winchester:
[scoffs] I mean, okay, a little depressed, I guess.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
All right. Any idea why?

Sam Winchester:
Probably because I started the apocalypse.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
[taken aback] "The apocalypse"?

Sam Winchester:
Yeah, that's right.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
[the Doctor looks at Dean, who smirks, then back to Sam] And you started it.

Sam Winchester:
Well, yeah, I...

Sam Winchester:
[sighs] I killed this demon, Lilith, and I accidentally freed Lucifer from Hell, so now he's topside and we're tryin' to stop him.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
W-who is?

Sam Winchester:
Me. And him. And, uh, this one angel.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
Oh, you mean like a- like an angel on your shoulder.

Sam Winchester:
[matter-of-factly] No, no. His name is Castiel. He wears a trench coat.

Dean Winchester:
See what I mean, doc? I mean, the kid's been beating himself up over this thing for months. The apocalypse wasn't his fault.

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
[again taken aback] It's not?

Dean Winchester:
No. There was this other demon, Ruby. She got him addicted to demon blood. I mean, near the end, he was practically chugging the stuff. My brother's not evil. He's was just... high. Yeah? So could you fix him up so we can get back to traveling around the country and hunting monsters?

Dr. Aaron Fuller:
[holds up a "one moment" finger, picks the phone handset up to his head, and presses a button] Erma? Cancel my lunch.