Supernatural2005

Dick Roman:
Here's my offer.

Crowley:
All ears.

Dick Roman:
Full immunity for you and your constituents. I'm talking free-range grazing for all demon kind. I'm willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.

Crowley:
*All* of Canada?

Dick Roman:
Have it.

Crowley:
Fair. And down here?

Dick Roman:
America's ours. Your sales team stays out - period. That's not up for negotiation. We need America. They're so fat.

Crowley:
And in exchange?

Dick Roman:
[brings out a vial] The blood of one sadly unimpressive demon in New Jersey. All I ask is to give this to Frick and Frack, tell them it's yours, stand back, and let them come to me.

Crowley:
I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want that in writing.

Dick Roman:
I don't kiss on the mouth.

Crowley:
Your loss.