Suzumiya Haruhi no yûutsu2006

Haruhi Suzumiya:
Now! Let's commence the first SOS Brigade meeting! We've done a lot to get this far. We passed out flyers and we even made a home page. The celebrity of the SOS Brigade in this school has skyrocketed! This first stage can be considered a huge success!

Kyon:
[thinking] How can you call emotionally scarring Asahina-san a huge success?

Haruhi Suzumiya:
However, not a single tale of mysterious happenings has reached our brigade's e-mail inbox and not a single student has come in for consultation regarding bizarre troubles.

Kyon:
[thinking] That's because nobody has a clue as to what this club does yet. We didn't even find out until yesterday.

Haruhi Suzumiya:
Someone once said, good things come to those who wait. However, we live in the modern world now! You have to find the good for yourself, even if you have to dig through the ground! That's why we're going to search!

Kyon:
For what?

Haruhi Suzumiya:
The mysteries of this world!