That '70s Show1998

[Red, Kitty and Bob are furious at Eric and Donna, for lying to the pastor that they are virgins]

Kitty Forman:
[sarcastically] Oh, look! It's Eric and Donna! Did everyone know they're virgins?

[awkward silence. Hyde looks funnily at Eric and Donna]

Kitty Forman:
I think I wanna be a virgin too. Hey, everyone! I'm a virgin! Ha-ha-ha! Well, I said that, so it must be true.

Eric Forman:
OK, I know this seems really bad, but I've got a really simple way to fix that: just start going to a different church. Hey, how about that one where they sing more and let you marry, like, six people?

Steven Hyde:
Hey, Red, tell me the story about how Eric and Donna had to stand up in front of the whole church and pretend to be virgins.

Reginald "Red" Forman:
[angrily] Once upon a time, two dumbasses went to church and brought shame upon their entire family, and their father had to hear about it - the whole damn car ride home!

Steven Hyde:
That's a great story. It's scary, but it's funny too.