That '70s Show1998

Fez:
You know, I have been called many names since comin' to this country, but I have never been treated like that before.

Michael Kelso:
You know Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or your funny accent or that girly little way you run. But you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think the Martians won't land here? 'Cause they're green and they know people are gonna make fun of 'em.

Fez:
You said it brother! I just wish that there was someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist.

Michael Kelso:
Well that's Canada. Yup, good ole Canada. They don't make generalizations about people 'cause they're too busy playin' hockey or gettin' drunk and puttin' maple syrup on their ham.

Nina:
[Nina enters] Fez, we need to talk.

Michael Kelso:
Hey ! He might not be from this country, but he's beautiful damn it !

Fez:
Nina, our relationship is over. My self respect demands it and there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind.

Nina:
Fez, my parents are jerks and I wanna get back at them by doing it with you on their bed.

Fez:
Except that. Thanks Kelso. [Kelso raises his fist in support as Fez and Nina leave] .