That '70s Show1998

Jackie Burkhart:
[angrily] Michael, Steven just told me that instead of buying me a dress, you spent my 50 dollars on this stupid machine!

[Kelso looks accusingly at Hyde]

Steven Hyde:
[to Jackie] Jackie, I did not.

[Hyde looks at Kelso, smiling]

Steven Hyde:
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, I did.

Michael Kelso:
Jackie, listen. There's an old saying: "You buy a girl a dress, and she looks pretty for one night. But you buy her boyfriend a Pinball machine, and she looks pretty for life".

Jackie Burkhart:
Okay, there's another old saying, Michael: "You're dumb as dirt".

Eric Forman:
That's true. That was in the yearbook.

Michael Kelso:
Okay, okay. All right. Listen, listen. So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right? So that means for every quarter I put into it, I get half back. That's a 50% profit!

Fez:
Uh, actually, Kelso, I think that's a 50% loss.

Michael Kelso:
Fez, I know it's hard for a foreigner to understand our complicated capitalist system. But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens.

Fez:
Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response... because I can't think of one. But when I do, a good day to you.