That '70s Show

That '70s Show1998

Genre: Comedy
Set in the mood ring and polyester era of the 1970s, the programme is a retro-hip situation comedy about an eclectic group of friends on the verge of adulthood. The group live in the suburbs of Wisconsin, where they yearn for independence amid the g… more »



[Kelso feels bad for watching porn movie]

Michael Kelso:
Jackie, you know I love you and you know how much I've changed, right?

Jackie Burkhart:
[smiles] Yeah?

[noticing Kelso's guilty expression, Jackie frowns]

Jackie Burkhart:
Oh, what'd you do?

Michael Kelso:
I went to a stag film. But then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. It was just naked people having sex. Go ahead and punish me.

Jackie Burkhart:
[pats on Kelso's palm] No, Michael, I'm not gonna punish you. You were honest with me, and honesty should be rewarded.

Michael Kelso:
[excitedly] Wow. I'm not in trouble and I get a reward? Is it a cash reward?

Jackie Burkhart:
[chuckles] No, Michael, the reward is feeling better about yourself.

Michael Kelso:
[disappointed] Oh.

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