That '70s Show1998

Jackie Burkhart:
Michael, I have some bad news... I just found out I have BHD.

Michael Kelso:
...BHD?

Jackie Burkhart:
Yeah, Brutal Hair Disease. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.

Michael Kelso:
So... you'll be...

Jackie Burkhart:
Bald, Michael, B-A-L-D, no hair, shiny head, BALD... And my hair... won't EVER grow back either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?

Michael Kelso:
...you can wear a wig...?

Jackie Burkhart:
So Michael, are you saying you would NOT love me if I didn't have a luscious full-bodied head of hair?

Michael Kelso:
[sees Donna laughing of him and realizes he's being tested] OH! No, Jackie, no, I would love you even MORE. I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head.

Jackie Burkhart:
Michael, that's beautiful! [leaves]

Michael Kelso:
[to Donna] That was a test, right? 'Cause bald chicks are gross.