The A-Team1983

[while patrolling with B.A., Murdock hums the opening bars to the theme from Dragnet]

Murdock:
It's early in the A.M. The city was quiet. Officer Baracus and I had been assigned patrol. The city was at peace with itself. But it wasn't gonna be that way for long. And when the peace is broken, that's when I go to work. I wear a badge.

"B.A." Baracus:
You oughta wear a muzzle, man. Why are you talking to yourself like some kind of fool?

Murdock:
I'm not talking to myself. When you talk to yourself you are alone. No one hears you. You happen to be with me. You hear me. Therefore I am not talking to myself.

"B.A." Baracus:
Talk to me, talk sense so I can talk back. Not all this jibberjabber like breaking the peace and all that.