The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet1952

Kris:
Is Rick there yet?

Harriet Nelson:
No. Is he coming over?

Kris:
Yeah, he wants to borrow some garden tools - but give him a razor and large tube of shaving cream, will you?

Harriet Nelson:
What for?

Kris:
Well, believe it or not, he thinks he's growing a beard.

Harriet Nelson:
A what?

Kris:
A beard! At least that's what he calls it.

Harriet Nelson:
How long has he been growing it?

Kris:
Since the day before yesterday.

Harriet Nelson:
Well then, I gather he's not exactly tripping over it yet.

Kris:
No, it's just bristly and scratchy and icky and awful.