The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet1952

Harriet Nelson:
You know, it's none of my business, but don't you think taking riding lessons is a pretty expensive way to meet a girl?

Ozzie Nelson:
Yeah, especially since you don't need the lessons?

Ricky Nelson:
Oh, well, we made a deal. See, I'm gonna teach her how to play the guitar, and she's gonna teach me how to ride.

Ozzie Nelson:
Well, that sounds like a good idea.

Harriet Nelson:
What happens, if she finds out you can ride?

David Nelson:
Probably hit him over the head with the guitar.