The Adventures of Pete & Pete1992

Wayne Pardue:
[in the boy's bathroom] Come on, we're buds, amigos. So tell me, who are you going to prank?

Little Pete Wrigley:
That's privilege information, Wayne.

Wayne Pardue:
Why? Is it someone big? Is it Schwinger? You gotta be crazy

[Little Pete is shocked by it]

Wayne Pardue:
That's it, you're going after the man. You gotta be crazy.

Little Pete Wrigley:
Relax, Schwingsville isn't so tough.

Principal Kent Schwinger:
You don't think so, my friend.

Little Pete Wrigley:
Look we've put up with him and his stinking show for too long. Today, they're both going down.

Principal Kent Schwinger:
Bring it on, punk. I'll shread you like wheat. [turns and faces the faculty] Seen enough. Bottom line is if Wrigley's gonna be stopped, I need a pro.