The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I can't believe they sold this shitfest for $199! That's about how much it costs for a video game console! You can take $199, stand on a bridge and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything than spend it on a broken down, disfunctional disaster of video-game-programming! With games that crash, hideous jumping controls, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportions, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus and a f*** ton of other things, it should have been illegal for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid f*** for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Couldn't they have tried to make one good game as opposed to 52 horrible games? Quality over quantity. That's our lesson here.